who am i if not a guy who wears the same stupid little necklace. All the time.
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the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic
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this is the boiling isles’ form of homophobia. terra wants to be a homophobe so badly but homophobia doesn’t exist in the isles so she had to settle for the closest thing they have: making fun of band kids
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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me
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there is something wrong with me but together there could be something wrong with us <3
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broke back butches ???!!?
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being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks
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never gonna argue with an butch lesbian. whatever u say handsome. wanna make out
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sure I have "problems" but a bagel would help. a bagel would help.
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Transgender people in my phone you’d better live you’d better love you’d better live long enough to become old and annoy your great grandnephews you’d better watch trashy movies you’d better meet new people you love and hate and forget and remember you’d better hang in there for better and worse you’d better smell the dust after the rain and remember that you’re alive and full of beautiful sturdy bones you’d better hold onto that friend and never let them go you’d better keep living and living and living and never stop
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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment
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I don’t care about it at all (I have carried its weight around like a rock on my chest since the very day it happened)
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april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]
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thumbs up is one of the most useful and versatile things that an autistic boy can have in his arsenal
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