nemossis

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i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me

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I understand the "I will die for you" ship dynamic, but what about the "I will not let you die, I will not let myself die- we will, at any cost, survive" kind of couple?

#boston and valac [ocs]

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i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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aroace flag but it's colorpicked from this image of tintin :)

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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

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i can't do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog

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gang I need your help I have a phrase I really want to catch on and it’s calling any secret or invisible struggle you have a “fight with a gorilla” like the onion article. if they can have cinnamon roll catch on this can too. “yeah she told me about it, I had no idea, sounds like a real fight with a gorilla” “sorry man I can’t come I’ve really been fighting the gorilla lately” do you see the vision

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I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

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You can’t let this stupid ass evil world rob you of your vibe don’t let them do that to u