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neonblackblood · 2 months

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face of a man who has known sorrow

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neonblackblood · 2 months

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Thy emperor returneth. Give unto me tributes and perhaps i will consider you among my knights. Fail to please me and you shall be banished like Sir Daniel of the Tosh clan.

#PAY TRIBUTE.#I AM THE EMPEROR #EMPEROR OF COMEDY

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neonblackblood · 6 months

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I regret to inform you this is now a skibidi toilet fanpage

#ohio #rizz #peppino #chungus #the rizzler

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neonblackblood · 7 months

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#sparkle on! it's wednesday! don't forget to be yourself!#emperor approved content

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neonblackblood · 7 months

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This is the funniest pokemon image ever.

#stab yourself with nails

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neonblackblood · 8 months

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SONIC STORM Q&A HIGHLIGHTS: SOAP Shoes

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neonblackblood · 8 months

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i tried experimenting with a new style and i think it came out pretty well :3

#rbs #stare at it

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neonblackblood · 8 months

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hi toxing i hold you lije Chair

UNHAND ME!

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neonblackblood · 8 months

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Question: Do you like the ocean? White ships sailing the blue sea. Love it. The ocean is romance! Land is cramped on Earth, but the sea, ah! When I visit Earth, it's all about the sea. But the oceans on Earth are salty, I swear! Weird, yes? A mystery. So I got to wondering... And I think that people dump salt in the sea. Salt shakers on every table, and packets, too. Whatever's left over goes into the sea! The whole planet is salting the oceans. Makes sense, yes? Aren't I a genius? But I feel for the fish and other sea dwellers. How it must sting! Poor tender eyeballs. How to take all that salt out of the seas again? Even I don't know yet, but it's on my list. Someday, I will unsalt the Earth's oceans! If you can do it to butter, why not the sea? So be patient, oceans! Mmm, I do love butter.

The Ocean insults me. I wish to dry it. Confound your butter, fool.

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neonblackblood · 8 months

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you are about to die please run to the nearest hospital then say I am I am I am a pickle pickle pickle Rick Rick rolling around at the speed of sound Pokémon Pokémon no no no never gonna give you up never gonna let you down

never gonna turn around and desert you my dog is on fire my house is on fire my dog is on fire house house help help help help help help what time is it is Saturday Saturday Saturday I'm having a stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke help help help no no no no no no my dog is on fire my cat is on fire oh no oh no no no no bathroom is exploding The garage is catching on fire I am going to die die die die die no way I'm doing this doing this no no no you are yes yes vote yes for pickle rick Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday food for the Wednesday I don't know when but I need pickle pickle Rick Rick for president

ahahhahhhahhhhahahaaaaahaaha cacaccccakckckckaaaa tooooto twaaaaaaaw jxbdbdbd

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neonblackblood · 8 months

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PENIS

FOOLISH DRIVEL! HOW CHILDISH. YOU THINK THIS TOILET HUMOR COULD EVEN PHASE ME? TO THE GALLOWS WITH YOU!

#public gallows #its so epic #we have a soda fountain

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neonblackblood · 8 months

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Alright serfs. Your emperor has opened asks. Hit me with the worst wisdom your foolish minds can muster. Just remember you cant outcomedy the duke of funnies.

#try and fail.#ask me.

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neonblackblood · 1 year

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