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#genoclear #WAIT THATS NOT YOUR TUMBLR URL FUCK #nadstymajesty #almost.

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you really havent considered how "hide and seek" by imogen heap plays into this have you

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one time in trader joes I saw a deathknight wither a nectarine to straight up mildew and ash in their hands and then put it right back on the display

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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

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I will lay 1000 damn daniel eggs

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Can you do your guy with a boner impression again

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the sjws covered isle delfino in this suspicious paint-like goop

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Yo mama so Pencil her head is green and her body is yellow and her shoes are lead and her hat is a pink earaser

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small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you

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Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)

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offered to let Minecraft Steve couch surf and this motherfucker is strip mining redstone in my pantry

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It’s vital for ur mental health to have gay boy fun

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*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

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went to scared.com and they said youre a regular. they said youve got prey animal rank.

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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

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i can't take the majority of posters on this site seriously. everything is "terfy" but nothing is racist. everyone is a misandrist if you put men dni in your bio but no one is capable of misogyny. every kink under the sun is perfectly harmless and are never tinged by our white supremacist and patriarchal society, but if you try and have a genuine discussion about abuse in bdsm/kink spaces you're an "anti" and on the same level as homophobic fascists. everyone wants to apparently help palestine but no one wants to threaten biden with witholding their vote. yall are so unserious it makes my head spin

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white people it's me ao3 i need $10000 my friend destiel can prove it's me. hey this is destiel please send ao3 $10000 he'll pay you back when he gets access to his bank account.