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IM BACK BABYZ

anyway i have quite the story so buckle in lol

so i have a friend (i will call her emily for this story) and she is very high energy. anyway we were in english class and she showed me a google slides presentation she made earlier. the first slide contained a clipart boy head on an upside down blue heart clipart with polygon legs and a single gray arm. it had text saying “nelo needs help! click on the items nelo can eat.” and there were images below it. i dont remember all of them but i remember the following: a human, an apple, a pizza slice, glasses, etc. the second slide had a bunch of red lines with text saying “YOU MURDERED NELO.” the third slide contained stretched out images of a stickfigure, burger, and apartment building with more text saying something along the lines of “nelos girlfriend wants to fight” then the final slide was just even more text saying “you killed nelos gf anyway part 2 coming in 2069”

WHAT.

THE.

F U C K.

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i tried to make a microwave cookie for the first time and…

#fml

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so its been quite a while since ive posted because i rarely use tumblr anymore but this story was so borderline insane that i had to post it

so i was at a hampton inn eating the shitty free breakfast with my dad when i look over and the table next to us turns out to be a family. a dad (that looked like caseoh), a mom, a daughter (likely ages 3-6) and a baby that would let out cries from hell. a bit later i overhear the daughter saying “mommy i want to watch a movie on the ipad.” (with butchered pronunciation due to their age) and the mom turns it on, enters the password and hands it over to the kid. she had headphones in so i couldnt hear what she was watching but when me and my dad left i looked over and…

she was watching octopimp hs comic dubs.

i mean gotta teach em young, right?

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YALL SO IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY AND FOR BREAKFAST MY MOM MADE PANCAKES WITH 3 CANDLES (idk why she put 3 im way older than that) AND WHEN I WAS CUTTING IT I FOUND HALF MELTED WAX STILL ROTTING INSIDE THE PANCAKE