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He did a wall run

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Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

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It's incredible how people have been protesting pants and skirts not having pockets but not a single peep is heard over the fact that skirts no longer have underskirts by default. Underskirts (or lining) was a thing when I was a child, no skirt would be made without lining, you didn't have to think and check if your whole ass is visible in a skirt because lining was a thing!!!! Now most skirts don't and it's simply because it's cheaper, fuck the fact that a customer doesn't want their panties shown in broad daylight, it saves a couple of cents on material.

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This is not your grave, but you are welcome to it.

Jason abandoned his grave. He didn't mean to, of course, he was just escaping being buried alive.

But he abandoned it.

The grave is just an empty coffin and a headstone, by Ghost Society standards.

Danny, passing by, realizes this.

You could say that it's...Free Real Estate.

So he claims it. Sure, there's someone elses name on the headstone, but they aren't using the grave. It probably a fake one from somebody changing their name and faking their death or something, Gotham is weird like that.

So Danny settles in, has a grave (under someone elses name but eh), and enjoys the power boost that comes with having one.

Jason, meanwhile, goes to pay his grave a visit. Call it curiosity, but he wants to see if the old man even bothers to maintain it.

When he sees it, however, he gets the feeling that he's just come across a squatter, but he doesn't know why.

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and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

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"No climate justice on occupied land"

#in aikido wrist techniques are taught for third kyu (third rank) #youth classes don't even touch on them because of the perment damage they could do to their joints #and the only reason we start them when we do is because we are trying to teach how to avoid over doing them and how to safelt apply them #but they did still earn the nick name 'the pain series' #and from Greta's face that hold is being applied far above and beyond the point of control #i would not hesitate to call the deliberate brutality #either by the choice of the officer in how much force to apply to a very delicate joint #or the training program that didn't teach moderation and appropriate use

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its funny cuz people have picked dates that the rapture would happen like hundreds of times over the last five hundred years. every. single. time. nothing happens. i'm genuinely curious about the strange psychological phenomenon that gets people to believe this over and over again.

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hi uh, may i give you a sketch prompt? u don't have to answer if u don't wanna (:

people like the idea of halfa or hero jazz.. but i kinda wanna know what a "went insane and murdered the whole planet" dark timeline jazz would look like.

Maybe dark timeline jazz would be Minnie? Like jas-Mine?

anywho, love ur stuff <3

I’m not completely sure what sketch prompts are, but here you go! I’m not sure if I did this right, but I hope you still liked it! Thank you very much for the ask! :D

Rather than killing people directly like Dan, Jazz would be the sort of person to create a biological weapon and then unleash it on the world. She would probably kill any scientists (for a multitude of reasons) and then watch as people start dying in droves. I think her villain story would be related to Danny and she would have a similar experience like Dan, where she loses everyone she loves and then becomes corrupt :)

I might write a one-shot for this, bc I randomly got inspired, so it might come out in a few days? ;9

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family gathering. playing monopoly. getting close to the end. 12 year old turns to 8 year old brother and says it’s time to become esteemed colleagues. i say what? he says esteemed colleagues. they merge their money and assets and beat me at monopoly

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people are really looking at stats to determine if a fic is worth reading? no wonder fics that never got popular at the first drop never had a chance 💀

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