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six of crows characters as john mulaney quotes

Kaz

Inej

Nina

Matthais

Jesper

Wylan

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the bomb: so how was the honeymoon?

jude: well, cardan got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire

jude: he said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

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some of you have never accidentally vaporized your pre-algebra teacher and it really shows

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*jude and cardan walking into target*

cardan: so who’s the target

jude: what?

cardan: who are you targeting to kill

jude: cardan that’s not-

cardan, about to cry: it’s me isn’t it

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*jude and cardan walking into target*

cardan: so who’s the target

jude: what?

cardan: who are you targeting to kill

jude: cardan that’s not-

cardan, about to cry: it’s me isn’t it

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Inej: i will have you without armor, Kaz Brekker, or i will not have you at all.

Kaz: *windows xp startup noise*

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I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”

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Renegades Fandom Right Now

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A list of characters that are absolutely not allowed to die in Supernova:

1. Max Everhart

2. Adrian Everhart

3. Oscar Silva

4. Max Everhart

5. Leroy Flinn

6. Honey Harper

7. Ruby Tucker

8. Max Everhart

9. Hugh Everhart

10. Simon Westwood

11. Max Everhart

12. Nova Artino

13. Did I mention Max Everhart

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maRISSA NO

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current lunch time experience

aw cool starbucks is playing Africa > wow Africa is a lot longer than i remember > this starbucks has Africa on repeat

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no, jesper, that’s not him, that’s not wylan, no, jes - oh my god he’s got his airpods in he can’t hear us oh my god

#jesper would 100% get airpods and flex on the others #my fav post in this website

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Jameela Jamil is gonna fight god at some point… and she would win

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idgaf who kills who as long as locke ends up dead

tbh in queen of nothing im rly excited for either cardan to kill taryns snake ass (providing the symmetry with Balekin) or for Taryn to redeem herself by either killing Madoc or Locke :)

#the wicked king #the wicked king spoilers #the cruel prince #queen of nothing #locke

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One word to describe Vivi

Complicit. 

Why is no one else pointing this out? we are so occupied with hating Taryn, that we completely ignore how problematic Vivi is. 

The entire fiasco with heather showed that  vivi lives in a bubble of her own.  Despite having two sisters who are human, seeing how they were treated in faerie, she brings heather to Elfhame. Not only that, she manipulates her, tells her at the very last minute then manipulates her again to get out of the situation. Completely disregarding Heather’s plight, which I noticed she did for Jude and Taryn as well.

Perhaps she hated being a faerie, but she was always at the top of the food chain, as no one ever came after her. Thinking back to The cruel prince, I don’t remember vivi taking a strong stand against cardan’s friends,  or really stand up for her sisters. 

Even after Taryn’s betrayal, Vivi refuses to take a side or even admonish her. That is Vivi in a nutshell, she chooses to remain neutral therefore being complicit. If there is anyone who she will stand up against, then it is Maddoc for her own-self.  Her and taryn will only fight for themselves.  Jude has many flaws, but she will always look out for her sisters.