Did you find “This is Hardcore”, the album a struggle to write?
This is Hardcore? Yeah it was awful. It was probably, definitely, the worst period of my life. Without question. I mean really. ‘Cos I was just, a mess.
Why?
Pfft, erm… Well, I mean, taking drugs didn’t help. That never helps in situations, you know. You don’t often hear people saying “Ohh-, ohh since he’s been taking them drugs he’s such a nice person. He’s really come out of his shell, he’s really nice… He’s blossomed.”
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FUCK'S SAKE! JESUS CHRIST! Well, now we've got another fuckin' adjective to add to fuckin' 'smug' and 'glum', haven't we? 'FUCKIN' RETARDED!' Jesus Chri-- Do you not think it would be germane to check who you're talking to? IT'S A FUCKIN' NEWSPAPER OFFICE! IT'S NOT A FUCKIN' SANATORIUM FOR THE FUCKIN' DEAF, IS IT? ARE YOU SO DENSE?! AM I GONNA HAVE TO RUN AROUND SLAPPING BADGES ON PEOPLE WITH A BIG TICK ON SOME AND A BIG CROSS ON OTHERS SO YOU KNOW WHEN TO SHUT YOUR GOB AND WHEN TO OPEN IT?! Jesus Christ! OH, BUT THAT'D PROBABLY CONFUSE YOU AS WELL, WON'T IT? THAT'D BE TOO CONFUSING, YOU'D SEE THE CROSS AND GO "OH, FUCK, X MARKS THE SPOT! I'D BETTER TELL THIS LITTLE PERSON ABOUT THE PRIME MINISTER'S FUCKING CATASTROPHIC ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION"! Oh, but not to worry, not to worry. You've sent fuckin' Ollie over there to deal with it. FUCKIN' OLLIE! HE'S A FUCKIN', HE'S A FUCKIN, KNITTED SCARF, THAT TWAT! HE'S A FUCKIN' BALACLAVA!
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You know the reason The Beatles made it so big?...'I Wanna Hold Your Hand.' First single. Fucking brilliant. Perhaps the most fucking brilliant song ever written. Because they nailed it. That's what everyone wants. Not 24/7 hot wet sex. Not a marriage that lasts a hundred years. Not a Porsche...or a million-dollar crib. No. They wanna hold your hand. They have such a feeling that they can't hide. Every single successful song of the past fifty years can be traced back to 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand.' And every single successful love story has those unbearable and unbearably exciting moments of hand-holding.
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Glen: Malcolm knows Mannion was here. Text reads "I know about your fucking meeting with that aging flamenco guitarist. You are NOT to go home. There has been an escalation. Get down to Number 10 ASAFP."
Nicola: "F" meaning?
Glen: "Feasibly", I should imagine.
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This Is England
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Listening to Pass that Dutch and pretending I'm Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls.
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Ok this gif is cool and all and I respect what he said but I can’t really take it seriously because it looks like he’s wearing a hoop earing
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God all I want is a black dungaree dress with pockets is that too much to ask for.
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theres this girl in my science class whos literally carlos from the magic school bus shes always making up puns to go with the lesson
today the teacher says something like “so basically colour is a figment of the imagination”
and shes like “you mean colour is a pigment of the imagination”
but instead of laughing and saying SONYA! everyone just kinda mutters her name under their breath like god damn it sonya not again
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"Jesus, you know, he got shit done."
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Crows are crows are crows are crows.
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