dylan: zo… you ever zeen Heathers?
ryan: …no why
ifykyk ;3
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Still one of the greatest Pokemon GIFs of all time:
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So, there's a lot of USians around who are very clearly fucking fed up with their political choices this election cycle, and planning to sit it out.
And I get it! What's the point of voting if there's no one to vote for?
The thing is, I'm Australian. In Australia, voting is compulsory. We don't get to sit out our elections, and I'll be real honest with you - we don't exactly get better choices than you lot. So how do you vote if there's no one to vote for? You find someone to vote against. And there's always someone to vote against.
Now, we have the pleasure of preferential voting in Australia - We get to rank every candidate from 1 to X, and I'll tell you, there's something so cathartic about putting the biggest bastard of the lot at the very bottom of your preferences. I understand that USians don't get that option - you get to mark one person, and that's it.
That means that you get one shot, so aim it at the biggest bastard of the lot. The candidate you most utterly detest. Put your vote in the worst possible place for them. Don't even think about who that vote's going towards, that's not the point. Remember, every vote is a vote against someone. Make sure you fuck up that someone's election day!
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Please stop telling people, for any reason, to kill themself. Stop advocating for suicide in any form or capacity.
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I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies
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'the zhit letter'
Hey can you answer a question for me and answer it truthfully (it is not a personal question don't worry)
maybe
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zhant
Hey can you answer a question for me and answer it truthfully (it is not a personal question don't worry)
maybe
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improve ur vizual phoneticz
Hey can you answer a question for me and answer it truthfully (it is not a personal question don't worry)
maybe
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IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR
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my friends jerk off to more avant-garde concepts than your friends do
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wyll in elegant robes...
(lines-only version undercut)
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'ez'
Hey can you answer a question for me and answer it truthfully (it is not a personal question don't worry)
maybe
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Who is helped in this scenario?
More to the point: how will your one issue improve under Trump?
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