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all i care about is twin belly alan (he/him)

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shes been like this

everyone help me convince my friends to come back to tumblr

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why is this like an infographic about dysphoria

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Text: decoupling pregnancy from femininity means accurate and more inclusive language and treatment, but it also allows cis women to refuse motherhood without refusing womanhood, which is great for feminism and terrifying for misogyny.

–THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS. As a sterile cis woman who doesn’t want to have children anyway I feel this is every ounce of my being. “Define woman” types tend to do so in a way that excludes me too, so I got to stand with my trans sisters.

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They’re also good for showing which side of the belly is the top

I’m seeing a lot of people that want to look at breasts in my replies. Know that you are a full grown person not a baby. Boobs were made as an adjunct to procreative sex not for your sick amusement.

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will there be more animation videos being made by you?

I’d like to! Trying to think of more audio clips I can use, like the “I’m fat” one

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Feel free to unfollow/block me for this, but gonna make one thing crystal clear.

This blog is 100% pro-choice. I won’t debate, so don’t bother.

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“Draw your ideal family on the chalkboard, please”

#pregnant

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Its finally here! To celebrate 1000 followers, we’re doing a pregnancy drive with Reno and Monroe!

Its going to be a little different this time around. There’s no donations, so rewards are based more so on a points system that is accumulated with likes and reblogs.

Reno and Monroe are the first ever synthetic androids capable of reproduction. For the next 7 days, Reno will be recording their gestation experience as daily updates. Follow along with their progress(and maybe add some modifications to their pregnancy too ;>)

The goals will be more focused on the events that can be added to updates rather than the amount of eggs.

Goals:

10-  food cravings

15-  at work update

25- belly rub

30 - try to button tight pants

50- Monroe sympathy cravings/weight gain

75- belly movement comic

100- maternity clothes shopping

125 - cuddle update

150 - animated growth spurts

175 -  try on regular clothes update

200 - ??? special surprise 1

225 - animated strong kicks

250 - insomnia from active belly

275-  Monroe phantom pregnancy

300- animated belly rub from Monroe

325-  beachwear

350- overdue (one more day to collect notes)

375 -  tummy kiss

400- ??? special surprise 2

425 - animated belly rub

450 - picnic date

Lets see how many goals we can hit!

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i know i’ve talked about this before but i absolutely DESPISE when i will like a post and see that op is a right-wing fanatic.

“women’s natural place is in the home” “if you have a womb you were made to bare my children” PLEASE i’m begging you fuck right off you are the reason i cannot stand preg kink communities.

keep your politics and your weird obsession with culture and eugenics out of my mpreg shame hole ???? thank you

even WORSE is when i see a completely normal fine and good preg blog but there is captions or words on pictures of completely unsuspecting pregnant women (WITH THEIR FACES IN IT?) talking about culture and breeding and wifely duties like??? my guy??? please kindly do us all a favor and log the fuck out

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Underrated pregnancy things

Hungry pregnant tummies that will only be satisfied by the exact thing they're craving

The way the whole belly squirms when the baby kicks later into the pregnancy

Needing help getting up

✨stretch marks✨

The extra effort put in by partners to really dote on the pregnant one

Pregnant hugs

When the belly button p o p

When someone presses into the belly to get the baby to kick 😳

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I honestly have to ask, was this a commissioned picture set, or something very personal they're doing for themselves....

Jessica and her surrogate

#because that’s the difference between awww and YIKES

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Bree discovers the mcpreggo and eats like a pig

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You do animations now?

It seems that way! No guarantee when my next one will be, this was for a meme I wanted to join in on.

https://youtu.be/Npqgd8lkla0

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I'm back.

I'm back.

I'm back!

I'm back.

#Pregnant art #hyperpreg #Muzzy

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What, all at once? Ten heads sticking out? Each wearing their own different-colored Bro cap? Not a fan of this.

I just wanted to share this exchange I had on deviantArt.

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Pros of a pregnant GF

- Always right where you left her on the couch

- demands pampering and knows how to get it (this is a pro)

- did you feel that? no over here... no... well, never mind— NOW! FEEL NOW!

- Is also a chubby/skinny/muscled/tall/short/disabled/autistic or other GF, with all of the above mentioned features, just with a more dominant feature at the moment

- Contains a potential infant, who will grow up to kick fascist ass alongside you and GF

- big and round? (not guaranteed but more than likely)

Cons of a pregnant GF

- Eventually turns back into your chubby/skinny/muscled/tall/short/disabled/autistic or other GF

- The GFs listed above have no cons, so...

- none

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none