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MX non-canonically strolls back out of inactivity, both as far as the blog itself AND as a muse on the blog, to point directly at Hypno. @tetramulti

"LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

#powerdown (ic) (prg0) [!].nes #hills have eyes (dash comm) (prg0) [!].nes

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@emptyzone STOP WRITING GREASY MEN, IT'S SLOPPY MAKEOUT TIME. (Continued from here.)

...Right, it has an abnormally low catch rate. But it could also have low Defense and Special base stats, so trying to chip it down might wind up being like taking a hydrogen bomb to a coughing baby, so... Hm. She hadn't been too concerned with the other's approach, but she also wasn't about to try and fistfight the bird if it got too close. Only a maniac would do something like that.

...Was it... talking? Thirty dollar haircut?? Nah, it was probably just spitting random lines of dialogue at her, that's nothing new to her. ...Though she did have to stop herself from firing back with 'INTRODUCE THESE NUTS.'

Between the horrific cacophony and the unusual poses, this thing seemed a little... ugly. Why did her Pokemon drag her all the way out here for this? If this was a weird mating ritual thing, Aria has horrible taste. Unlike me, who is perfect in every way and too good for all potential suitors. None could afford a luxury like me.

Anyway, let's find out.

Time seems to slow for just a moment as another Pokeball flies through the increasingly-still air, a small puff of smoke as the ball collided with the ground, causing another delay to what felt like time itself. As the smoke cleared, a small gentle pair of eyes locked on to the crime against existence, an air of tension and familiarity radiating off of the Pokemon, none other than a C̶̘͗̂̆̇̉̍̄̈́̇̿͗̽̚͘��l̴̨̹͎̹̗̟̺̮̺͓̪̦̼̠͔̖̅̑̈́̀̋̽̋̋̄̉̚͘̚͝͝͠é̵̢̍̀̂̆̔̈́͌̈́͑̈́̊̇͘f̷̮̾̃͐͝a̴̢̲̹̦̥͎̳͕͎̋̊i̸̧͇̯͍̭̦̗̪̫͕̯̦̘͈̊ř̸̛̯͓̓́͂͂̂͛̈́̀͋͘y̶̨͇̺͇̚͠.

The Clefairy didn't seem hostile, yet... it stared through the other with a concerning degree of uncertainty.

" . . . ? "

#tmtrainer (ic) [p1][!].zip #emptyzone

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"QUÉ MIERDA ACABAS DE DECIR SOBRE MÍ, PEQUEÑA PERRA? TE HARÉ SABER QUE ME GRADUÉ DE HONOR EN MI CLASE DE LOS NAVY SEALS, HE ESTADO ENVUELTO EN NUMEROSOS ATAQUES SORPRESA A AL-QUAEDA, Y TENGO 300 ASESINATOS CONFIRMADOS. ESTOY ENTRENADO EN TÁCTICAS DE GUERRA REVOLUCIONISTAS Y SOY EL MEJOR FRANCOTIRADOR EN TODAS LAS FUERZAS ARMADAS DE LA US. NO ERES NADA PARA MÍ, SÓLO UN BLANCO MÁS. TE BORRARÉ CON UNA PRECISIÓN NUNCA VISTA ANTES EN ESTE PLANETA, RECUERDA MIS PUTAS PALABRAS—"

"Nintendon't."

#emptyzone

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You peer into the cracked mirror.

Your skin, it seems to be holding together well today. Just the right amount of give, thanks to the pillowy flesh underneath. No signs of melting. No signs of peeling.

Your hair, as radiant and soft as ever. Would it still be that way if it were yours?

Your fingers interlock for a moment. Good, their structure feels a little better today.

Your eyes, they are not there. ...

Close enough.

#tmtrainer (ic) [p1][!].zip

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HELLO IT'S ME, Completely Normal Girl, READY TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

"Give me your wallet. Please."

"VIDEO GAME HORRORS."

"DO NOT INTERACT-"

#tmtrainer (ic) [p1][!].zip #tetramulti

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"I wish arson was legal."

#tmtrainer (ic) [p1][!].zip

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@callouscode lol. lmao even. (continued from here)

Her original act now completely gone, she crouched down to the ugly little man's level—though she'd NEVER truly be able to bring herself down to his level, psychologically speaking. She stared down at him as he wriggled on the floor like the worm he was. If her smile were any wider, it'd threaten the fabric of reality itself.

"Whaaaaaat, can't ya take a JOKE?"

"I thought you'd be more ENTHUSIASTIC about seeing an old pal, Red! After all, ya always had such a way with words!"

Oh well, some people were just doomed to be eternally rude. Though with Red evidently wounded and paralyzed, she was quick to remember the most important thing of all... the fundamentals of catching Pokemon!

Reaching into one of her dress' pockets (they have pockets, by the way), she pulled out several Pokeballs. Pressing the buttons on them to expand their size, she lazily began to pelt them at Red.

#tmtrainer (ic) [p1][!].zip #callouscode

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She couldn't help but notice the Pokeball containing her Clefairy wobbling restlessly. Her Pokemon didn't normally tend to react to much of anything, let alone their environment. Something was up, and she'd have to look into it...

#tmtrainer (ic) [p1][!].zip

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If she had eyes, they'd be widening right now. It's not often that a limbless piggy bank just waltzes in and offers her the metaphorical hammer! And all for her simple efforts of dooming a bloodline! Maybe she should use physical violence against random people more often.

"Oh my! Handsome AND wealthy, I see~!" Oh, no no no no no no no.

"Sorry to say, I might be a little out of your age range, buuuuuut... I wouldn't mind going out with you, just for fun! Maybe we can visit that big store in Goldenrod, too..."

Like taking huge endless wads of cash from the ugliest baby she'd ever laid her fleshy craters on.

@nintendodeathsystem || worst. rizz attempt. ever.

Okay, Gold. Don't panic. The very pretty eyeless girl just wants a reward for being the brave hero who kicked in the balls of the weird rude version of Red that tried to snap all of his ribs like tiny matchsticks. No pressure. He can come up with something. All he has to do is stay cool and not get himself into funny shenanigans--

"I have infinite money and will take you out for ice cream wherever you want?!?!?!"

...Yeah, no, forget I said anything. You're on your own for this one, Gold.

#tmtrainer (ic) [p1][!].zip #gildead #:)

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Blue and the Old Man's pages have been added!

#these fuckers never let me speak (ooc).wbfs #Don't worry about either of them. They are trustworthy.

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He slowly fades in behind Blue, a greyish-pink blush spread across his face. "T-thank you for putting him in his place." He peeks out from behind his bangs. "You seem really nice."

Oh hey, it's Red's replacement! Silver, or whatever. Or was it Ethan... Maybe Chris? Oh well, didn't matter. Either way, the kid seems to have mistaken her for someone of moral soundness. Cool to see someone else without any eyes! Shame about the limbs though, he should really see a doctor about that.

"Just doing my part!" Her cheery voice rang out through her ever-present grin. "Allllllllll in a day's work for a Champion-level trainer like little ol' me!"

"...So! Surely ya didn't show up here empty-handed, friend! A great hero like myself deserves a reward, don't ya think?"

Ah, there it is.

#tmtrainer (ic) [p1][!].zip #tm35 (asks) [p1][!].zip #gildead

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"My assistant is late once more..."

A pale elderly man in a sharp lavender suit stood beneath a street light, examining his surroundings. A gloved hand found its way to the pocket inside of his coat, returning with a simple golden pocket watch. Eyes fixated on the passage of time, the man let out a small hum of apathy before tucking the device away.

"No matter. That is simply the price of hiring new blood. "

He was hardly annoyed. Though he had his doubts that his assistant was doing anything of greater importance to justify her absence, he had little more for her than simple busywork. He'd much rather take any important matters into his own hands, be it corrective actions or negotiating contracts.

"For now, I suppose I should become acquainted with the locals..."

#ring the bell (ic) [s][!].sav

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#[s][!].gb #LINK TOGETHER WITH ALL

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[ Something seems quite different around here. . . ]

[ Things seem quieter, and you've been rather busy! ]

[ Are you hiding something, Mister Camera? ]

[ . . . Waiting for visitors ! 🕺 ]

[ 🎊 Two of them !! 🎉 ]

[ I hope that these ones will not be as violent . . . ]

#who are you running from (ic) [c][!].gb #princess (alt ic) [c][!].gb

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どこかしらドアバグ

どこかしらドアバグ

どこかしらドアバグ

#[s][!].gb

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sweet merciful ho-oh please help me

LINK TOGETHER

WITH ALL

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#[s][!].gb #gildead

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Regarding the last post I made, I think I'll move forward with temporarily shelving MX until my feelings on the matter clear up. He's not gone, but he'll be sitting in the background for a little, while I cook up... Something else.

#Not really saying anything new here; just confirming my plan. #Definitely a super sudden decision I know. But if I don't feel good about writing something I Simply Do Not. #these three fuckers never let me speak (ooc).wbfs