nival-kenival

[nival-kenival]

I thought the reason I became so easily obsessed with leverage came out of no where, until I went back to read one of my early teenage favourite Going Postal by Terry Pratchett and everything clicked into place

Tell me that this isn't Nate's whole spiel

#leverage #going postal #terry pratchett #nathan ford #moist von lipwig

[nival-kenival]

[nival-kenival]

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

[nival-kenival]

I've read a bunch of fics, especially some crossovers, where Red Hood is or was on the FBI's most wanted list. A couple where he's on like the CIA's or Interpol's or something. But do you know what I'd find hilarious?

He's on absolutely none of them.

A big fanon thing, and sometimes canon (looking at you, No Man's Land), is that the federal government just kind of... doesn't get involved in Gotham? It's just left to it's own devices.

So combine that with both Gothamites-hate-outsiders and the idea that there are so many more/worse people to deal with than the crime boss who's somehow been bringing crime down, and, well. Sure, they have a file on the guy, but it's bare bones and nowhere near the top priority list.

Even funnier is if this is pre-reveal, so Batman doesn't know it's Jason that's running around taking over crime and whatever, he's just busy trying to find out who this guy who put a bunch of heads in a duffel bag is. He makes some small comment about it at some JL meeting and everyone is like, whomst?

Like sure, people outside of Gotham who do hear about Red Hood are horrified, but also it's... normal? Isn't that normal for Gotham? They all hear so many crazy stories coming out of Gotham that who knows what's exaggerated or not, but that's not even... that weird? Like, gory, sure, but... it's Gotham.

Just every outsider's views of Gotham being so skewed and/or biased that hardly anyone blinks an eye at some rising crime boss in the most crime-ridden city on the planet.

[nival-kenival]

I love when Arthur completely disregards information. Like the episode in season three when he's getting the fisher kings trident or whatever. And he gets told "you can't do this alone, you'll need Strength and 𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈" and he's just like, "cool, anyways". Then his best bud Merlin and this fucking guy he's chummy with show up and he also just like, "cool, anyways" albeit a little more whiny abt his quest getting "messed up".

I'm so amazed by his ability to Worry About That Later.™️.

He also just. Doesn't seem to notice a difference in his physical health in this episode. Not even a "man why am I so tired". He's fit. He's used to journies like this. Merlin and Gwaine got through the same portion he did and weren't even phased, but apparently it was completely logical for him to be having to have a quick nap (read: damsel faint) every couple of hours. Or whatever the fuck the time span of that was.

Love when my Boy Thang servant shows up and the grip of death I hadn't noticed until now is suddenly gone.

You boggle me, blonde boy

[nival-kenival]

as someone who got 2 concussions this year and inhaled toxic substances at the workplace i can confidently inform you all that all characters in the star wars prequels are absolved of stupidity. they're all dumb as a box of rocks but its not their fault that no one made them wear helmets in wartime. the introduction of SPOSHA (space OSHA) would reduce incidences of darth vader creation by at least one i just know it

[nival-kenival]

[nival-kenival]

Shout out to the best joke I’ve ever told, WWDITS style.

(His name is Timothy)

[nival-kenival]

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

[nival-kenival]

Did I ever tell you guys that I made another one?

[nival-kenival]

sparkle kitty

[nival-kenival]

just learned about the granulated sea star . . .

dont talk to me

[nival-kenival]

Draft-dodging con artist using fake Marines is so on-brand for Trump/MAGA. #StolenValor

Putin's puppet shitting on US military as Russians put bounties on US troops, and Trump did fcuking nothing, using fake Marines.

Entire Right Wing loves the dishonesty.

[nival-kenival]

evil ratatouille

[nival-kenival]

Westland Giftware Spock dog figure

#i want it

[nival-kenival]

his smile and optimism…….gone………

[nival-kenival]

Discworld is the only fantasy setting I know of that opens with The Magic Is Going Away and everyone is just kind of okay with it. Like “Welp, got to move with the times, can’t run a condom factory when there’s elves all over the place”