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“testosterone will make you fat and hairy!!!” PROMISE?!?!??😍😍😍🤤🤤🤤😍😍😍

#literally so excited over this

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um!

#i love him

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i didnt think id like tdick but it RULES

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i am only doing things that are aesthetically displeasing from now on.

I am only doing things that are aesthetically pleasing from now on.

#gonna start coughing up hairballs #for fun

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BURNT my FUCKING POPCORN JOY is a SHAM

#theatre to me

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i love this frame so much dude

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what studying literature feels like

#how it feels to write an essay about trans themes in saw

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Is it more Marxist to be a sadist or a masochist?

FROM EACH ACCORDING TO ABILITY

TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS NEED

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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3, Episode 04 ↳ The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Magoo (2007)

#hes literally so gorgeous i am going insane

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hes ace he fucks hes aro hes been in more serious romantic relationships than anyone else in the gang (though thats not saying much) women want him rats think hes some sort of god hes been gay married for the tax benefits to his homophobic roommate whos also his friends dad hes a stalker hes an ally to the most annoying gay man on earth he eats cat food he drinks bleach hes illiterate hes irish american hes a musical savant hes a financial genius hes even trans

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Check out my sculpture

#rbing for the look of joy in milos eyes

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i am like. SO HUNGRY for fiction written by trans people that’s just that little bit fucked up and juicy and gripping but i can’t find any fucking recs because all the lists are like “150 books with trans stories!” and 145 of them are the same copy pasted young adult romance/anti-romance shit with 14 year old protagonists and the other 5 is shit i’ve already read

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SAW VI (2009) dir. Kevin Greutert

#funniest film scene in the history of cinema

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they're calling me the irrational white boy because when I retreat to my bedroom I grow angelic wings of bone and sinew