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in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. yuor arms off

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yeah thats accurate

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(posts for a target audience of maybe four people) omg the lena's got an externals contract set up with the inexplicable community

#tmp #inexplicables

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special thanks to the tsv discord for helping w some of these

reblog for larger sample size :)

#insane podcast truly #there's a couple I don't remember so even I'm not sure lmao #the silt verses

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happy first reoccurring character to INK5OUL!! May their crimes be numerous <3

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*ink5oul voice* what’s up chat, today we’re going to be reviewing tattoos and their artistic quality. so for this video, i actually got this corpse

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"mr. bonzo is one of our externals" I'm sorry, is that bitch getting PAID?

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Not to beat a dead horse, but the naming conventions in the Magnus Archives are truly delightful. Jonny really said, “Here’s a cast of fascinating characters! Their names are:

My actual full legal name

The first names of my friends + the last names of famous horror writers

Michael (x4)

They all die horrible deaths :)”

#tma

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In this episode, Alfie explores the context for some of Neige's decisions, his own evolving feelings, and the situation unfolding around them.

if you want the next episode of the show earlier, you can support us on patreon at patreon.com/hangingslothstudios!! in addition to early access to Not Quite Dead, you get a bunch of bonus content, including a monthly exclusive behind-the-scenes podcast where i tell you all about making the shows. April's installment of this is going to be an AMA just for patreon supporters!!

supporters will also get early access to the new show, Remnants, when it starts to air!!

don't worry if you can't support the show financially though. just tuning in to gay vampires is enough. you can find the show, and this BRAND NEW episode by searching 'Not Quite Dead' wherever you listen to podcasts, or by pasting this into your URL: pod.link/1651280902

we have transcripts and pretty comprehensive content warnings for every episode, including this one.

remember to live, laugh, bite.

#not quite dead

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Brand New Never Before Heard Episode Now On Acast!

ORIGINAL IDEA DO NOT STEAL

#fjdkdkd #hi nay

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Ceaseless booper smack your paw upon this wretched thing

#tma

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#lots of good choices to boop

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OH MY GOD

#OH SHIT?????

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when i picture carpenter silt verses i am picturing a woman in her late 40s with the same physique as jason voorhees and hair that she's been washing with motel bar soap since she was 18 btw. this woman looks like if a long haul trucker occasionally had to perform ritual self-flagellation. like if a man with a single bottle of dawn dishsoap in his shower was a middle-aged woman who feared neither pain nor death. we're talking dry skin, resting bitch face, and something of the classic slasher villain in her sheer size and resilience. someone who could break an ankle and still not stop trying to kill you with an ax, genuinely frightening.

i believe in scary, gruff, aging women's rights.

#that's her exactly #the silt verses

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WHOA! It's our second episode!

We get a little more existential this episode with the question- what's up with the extra hour that appeared in the middle of the day?

#I'm really liking this one!

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thinking about how wolf359 uses pairs of characters who balance each other out. maxwell and jacobi, minkovski and eiffel, pryce and cutter. it's a reoccurring thing, and for all the characters who *dont* have that its a thematic thing. kepler is kind of hollow, he doesnt have anything left but the job, same with hilbert. lovelace had that, once, but then she lost it. hera feels disconnected from the people around her to the extent that she sees it as physical space. wolf 359 is good.

#wolf 359