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nonameunnamed · 3 years
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Kliego Week 2020 Day 7 - Halloween AU OR Dealer’s Choice
It’s over now! The week was exhausting but it was also a lot of fun. I’ve made them dress up slutty for Halloweeeeen
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nonameunnamed · 3 years
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“I’m sorry, I’d offer to stay with you but I’m in the middle of something right now.” The man said, looking sincerely apologetic. Klaus had to remind himself that staring at guy’s eyes in adoration with his mouth wide open wasn’t exactly going to win him over, so he forced his lonely braincell to actually come up with an answer that wasn’t “Please take me home with you”. “Oh. Date?” he wiggled his eyebrows seductively. “Nah, man. And even if I did have a date, I wouldn’t bring them to the library”
Or,
After being tricked into going to the library by his awful flatmate/best friend, Klaus bumps (quite literally) into a veryinterestingverysexy someone.
Kliego Week 2020 – Day 7: Halloween AU OR Dealer’s Choice (No Powers AU – First Meeting)
Chapters: 1/1
Relationships: Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves, Ben Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves
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nonameunnamed · 3 years
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Kliego Week WIPs Snips
So, I unfortunately didn’t get the time/spoons to write nearly as much for Kliego week as I’d have liked….
So I thought. “Fuck it, I’ll share a few snips of things I DID write!”
Day Two - Outsider Perspective/Teen Kliego
Read the snippet here!
Day Three - Accidental Baby Acquisition
“What the fuck is that?” Klaus asked, head tilting so far to the side that it probably would have hurt if he were a little more sober.
“It’s a baby,” Diego said flatly, wincing as the thing kept wailing.
Klaus squinted at him, squeezed his eyes shut, and opened them again. Squeezed them shut, opened, blinking dazedly at him.
“You’re not hallucinating it,” Diego said. “It’s a baby.”
Klaus stumbled on nothing as he crossed the boiler room, his head still twisted at an odd angle as he stared at the child intently. He reached out with one longer finger, slowly approaching, slowly, slowly, and then—poke.
“Well, fuck me,” Klaus breathed. “Either I’m on some really, really good shit right now, or that’s a real life human.” He looked up at Diego, face still inches from the baby. “Who’d you knock up?”
“I didn’t knock anyone up,” Diego said, shifting the baby into his other arm. “I found it.”
“How do you find a baby?”
Diego groaned. “What are you doing here, Klaus?”
“Me?”
“Yes, you, here, in my place, at 3am on a Tuesday.”
“Isn’t it Monday? I thought it was Monday.”
“Oh my god,” Diego muttered, turning away. The infant dialled its screaming up a notch and Diego winced. He’d never really been one for migraines, but he was definitely getting one right then. “How do I make it stop?”
“I’m guessing it’ll be a hard ‘no’ on some spiked milk?”
“Yes!”
“Then sorry, fresh out of ideas, broseph!”
“Can you just… I don’t know… Hold it?” Diego said, trying to shift the thing so he could hold it out to Klaus.
Klaus’ eyes widened in terror and he shook his head fiercely, tucking his hands under his armpits. “Nope, nope, nope! Nope! Finders, keepers!”
Day Five - Fairytale AU
This was it. Klaus had finally lost his mind.
Well. That was an exaggeration. He’d definitely lost it years ago.
But this was worse. Far worse.
“What the fuck?” Ben said from beside him.
“Wait?” Klaus spun abruptly to face him. “You can see him too?”
“Obviously. But I see everything you see.”
The man by the window remained still, his expression bewildered. Klaus returned to staring at him and took a cautious step closer. And then another. And then another.
The man took a step back but was stopped by the windowsill.
Klaus slowly reached out and then tried to wave a hand through the ghost’s arm and—
“Hey! What was that for?”
“Oh shit.” Klaus leaned in close, studying the face of the not-ghost before him. He narrowed his eyes. “Either I’ve entirely lost it, and the hallucinations have just gotten a fuckload more scary or…”
“I’m not a hallucination,” Mr Not-Ghost said, side-stepping to try and get away from Klaus.
“Prove it!” Ben called. He was leaning against the wall on the other side of the room, arms folded across his chest.
“Yeah! Prove it!” Klaus agreed, turning back to him and settling his hands on his hips.
“Prove I’m not a hallucination?”
“Exactly.”
“I don’t need to prove I’m not a hallucination.”
“Then what are you doing here?”
“I was trying to escape one crazy idiot, but it seemed I’ve just found myself another.”
Klaus leaned over the edge of the window and peered below. There was nobody down there.
“Are you sure you’re not the crazy one?”
“Hey, you can both be crazy,” Ben pointed out, still leaning casually against the wall.
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nonameunnamed · 3 years
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Kliego Week 2020 Day 6 - Fall Centric AU or Hurt/Comfort AU
I recycled a half-finished Kliego comic that I didn’t work on since weeks OTL (Diego says “any problem dude?” in an aggressive manner, asked a spanish friend for that translation) and Klaus’ “Schätzchen” is a German term for darling. read from left to right
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nonameunnamed · 3 years
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Kliego Week 2020
We made it to the finish line!
7 full days of Kliego love and I am so thankful for everyone that participated! The collection will remain unlocked for new entries until tomorrow night (est) and throughout the week, I’ll be compiling the links into one master list for easy reading!
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nonameunnamed · 3 years
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No Hablo Español (Kliego Week Day 6)
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For the Kliego Week Prompt - Hurt/Comfort! Diego has struggled with an identity crisis all of his life and Klaus is just doing his best to cheer him up. 
CW: homophobia, homophobic language, racism
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The first time Diego realizes he’s not like his siblings is when Mom names them. 
He’s five, and he doesn’t understand a lot about what is going on, but he’s told that if he wants he can go by this other name and not Number Two. He’s not sure at first but the way his mother smiles when she says his name makes him use it. 
It takes a bit for his tongue to get used to forming the sound, like all the other words in his vocabulary but he gets there. He’s in the middle of one of his speech therapy sessions with Mom when he asks how she chose their names. 
“Well I asked your father where he adopted you all from and I gave you names from there,” she says brightly and pulls a globe from Diego’s desk. “He found your sister, Vanya, here in Russia,” she begins, and turns the globe pointing out where the rest of his siblings came from - Luther from England, Klaus from Germany, Allison and Ben both from the United States, and Five from Turkey.
“W-w-where am I f-from?” he asks, eagerly scanning his eyes over the globe, but his excitement ends when his mother looks unsure. 
“Well you know your Father, he’s a very busy man, and he didn’t get a chance to write down where he adopted you from. But he did tell me that he found you in Central America,” she continues, running her painted finger over the cluster of countries. “In Central America,” she continues, “they speak Spanish and Diego is a Spanish name, which is why I picked it for you.”
Diego just nods. He’s not sure why his stomach twists the way it does. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t know how to make words come out in the right way, or maybe it’s because his name is still heavy on his tongue. It would only be years later when he looks back on the memory that it was a pang of knowing there’d always be a piece missing from him. 
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nonameunnamed · 3 years
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“Klaus.” Diego called and the medium raised his head from where it was resting on Diego’s shoulder “Tell him why we’re actually here.” “Oh, right!” Five turned around, recognising the nervousness behind Diego’s tone. “I can’t see ghosts. Can’t summon them either. Not even Ben.” Klaus said.
Or
When Five steals a machine from an alien, the creature steals something from him in return.
Kliego Week 2020 – Day 6: Fall Centric AU OR Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1/1
Relationships: Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves, (secondary) Luther Hargreeves/Allison Hargreeves
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nonameunnamed · 3 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves Characters: Klaus Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves, Ben Hargreeves, Others are mentioned Additional Tags: no beta as usual hehe, this is lesbianism bc i wanted it to be!!!, Genderbending, im dropping this tag here just in case, other than that its mainly canon stuff like, Drug Use, Mental Health Issues, yknow fun stuff, oh and how could i forget, Incest Series: Part 4 of Kliego Week 2020 Summary:
Meeting your soulmate is a once in a lifetime experience - society promised. When you wake up on your 14th birthday with new marks suddenly present on your body, aching to touch your one and true love, it would be miraculous. Klaudia begged to differ.
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Kliego Week 2020 Day 5 - Soulmate AU.
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nonameunnamed · 3 years
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Since the popular What’s a soulmate quote from Dawson’s Creek 1000% Kliego is, here are some headcanon/rambling about it. Also it’s Kliego week and I wanto to participate in it and I’m a sucker for soulmate au’s.
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nonameunnamed · 3 years
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Kliego Week 2020 Day 5 - Soulmates AU or Fairytale/Mythology AU
I swear it’s a coincidence that I always take the first one but I had really no idea for fairytale so I chose Soulmates AU even though I never read that AU haha Klaus can see the red string bc he’s the séance but Diego can’t!
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nonameunnamed · 3 years
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My Hopes Are So High That Your Kiss Might Kill Me (Kliego Week Day 5)
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For the Kliego Week Prompt - Soulmates AU! Klaus has a secondary power where when he kisses someone he sees the last time they kiss, not matter what the outcome.
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The first time it happens Klaus has no idea what’s happening. A press of lips, the sensation of another kiss over it, and then back to the current kiss.
He doesn’t understand until two weeks later. Klaus is kissing the same boy again when he experiences a tinge of deja vu from the make-out session. Klaus can’t place it but before he can think about it more, the boy Klaus has been sneaking out to see is apologizing, telling Klaus that he can’t see him again. Through the tears, Klaus shakes off the sensation under the rationale of coincidence and goes back to the Academy.
Then it happens again.
And again.
And again.
A kiss. A vision. An ending.
He pieces it together eventually. Klaus’ powers have another facet, one he wishes he could do away with sometimes more than the ghosts.
When Klaus has a first kiss, he also experiences the last. Every time.
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nonameunnamed · 3 years
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Happy Kliego Week Day 5!
I’m so excited to see your soulmate or fantasy/fairy tale AU’s!
We are slowly making our way to the finish line and I just want to say thank you to everyone who is participating by either creating something or reading and supporting the creators!
The AO3 collection will be closed for new entries on November 2nd (you’ll still be able to update anything that’s already been posted in the collection) and all of the fics in that collection will be posted here on a master list by the end of next week! 
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nonameunnamed · 3 years
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Hello, I hope you're fine! English is not my native language and I don't understand meaning of "pinning" from the Day 4 AU prompt. Could you explain what you mean by "pinning" please? Maybe using context or some exemples because I search definition but it's always mysterious for me. Thanks you in advance for your help, and many many thanks for the initiative of this Kliego week! ♥♥♥ I am late but It's so funny, I hope do all the prompts!
Hiii!
Sorry for the late reply! 
Pining is basically when you have a really strong crush on someone. They’re all you can think about, you’re doodling your names other in a notebook or you’re daydreaming about your futures together. Maybe you’ll go out of your way for them in a way you wouldn’t your regular friends. Just a heavy infatuation for someone! 
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nonameunnamed · 3 years
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“What’s a soulmate, Grace?” Three asked and suddenly everyone’s attention was on her.
Grace smiled and it was a very pretty smile. “It’s the person that shares your soul. Everyone has a soulmate, someone that will understand you better than anyone else.”
Or
When you are part of the Umbrella Academy, a soulmate bond can become an extremely dangerous weakness.
Kliego Week 2020 – Day 5: Soulmate AU OR Fairytale/Mythology AU
Chapters: 1/1
Relationships: (pre) Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves, (secondary) Luther Hargreeves/Allison Hargreeves, (mentioned) Ben Hargreeves/ Original Female Character, Ben Hargreeves & Diego Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy & Vanya Hargreeves
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nonameunnamed · 4 years
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“Was I hurting you when I touched you?” Klaus shook his head, feeling vulnerable because Diego’s touch had been the best thing he had felt in a long time. And he craved more of it. So much more. To be refused right now would be too much for his fragile state of mind. “Did it help then?” Diego coaxed and Klaus nodded before he could really think about it. He blamed his fuzzy brain for adding “Felt r’lly good”
Or,
Possession has quite a few downsides to it. But if you add a caring and sexy vigilante in the mix then maybe Klaus could start getting used it.
Kliego Week 2020 - Day 3: Kink/Smut OR Accidental Baby Acquisition AU
Chapters: 1/1
Relationships: Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves
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nonameunnamed · 4 years
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Kliego Week 2020 Day 4 - Pining AU OR Fake Dating/Marriage AU
I actually had no idea what to draw so I watched a part of an episode and made this up - Diego pining for Klaus while he’s driving the ice cream truck. He’s generally pining for him but y'know. Was fun to draw~
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nonameunnamed · 4 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves Characters: Diego Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves, The Handler (Umbrella Academy), Lila Pitts, Sissy Cooper (Umbrella Academy) Additional Tags: Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Trauma, Past Violence, Mentioned suicide, no beta ofc, but other than that its just. self indulgent crap, also drag, for some reason, but dont worry klaus isnt the one to like it that much Series: Part 3 of Kliego Week 2020 Summary:
Diego knew how to keep his word. A few days later, he was back with great news - Klaus would be released, but on some conditions. First, if there’s another fight he gets himself into, his sentence will be doubled. Second, and thankfully, last, he needed to do a favor for the police, or, as Diego preferred to say, for him.
Klaus wasn’t in the position to disagree.
So here he was now, standing in Diego’s shitty and dark boiler room with a wig on his head. With his personality, most people would assume that Klaus would enjoy this. Boy, were they fucking wrong. Boy, was Diego fucking wrong, that bastard.
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Kliego Week 2020 Day 4 - Fake Dating/Marriage AU.
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