nostradamus-ror

[nostradamus-ror]

Heyyy… does anyone know about Alaric and Pimon’s whereabouts? My manager has suddenly been more freakish than usual…

#ror michel nostradamus #ror nostradamus #record of ragnarok #{a certain 💀👴👑 is mentioned…} #{a certain ⚔️🦁🏆 is mentioned…}

[nostradamus-ror]

Pose for the fans

-photographer

#I was already anticipating this ask in the most positive way possible #ror michel nostradamus #ror nostradamus #record of ragnarok #ror roleplay #{photographer 📸🌉}

[nostradamus-ror]

Well… just let her know when Alaric starts doing Pimon’s bidding, alright?

Heya Jess, I’d like to thank you for scaring my manager out of her shameless suitor bullshit. No really, thank you so much! Now I don’t have to worry about the most disastrous relationship and breakup of the century for at least another month!

@nostradamus-ror

Well, I’m glad I could help ya out pretty boy. But you may wanna go check on her because the whole Alaric thing wasn’t no lie—

That said. Imma go set up the barn, and get my gun. Enjoy your afternoon darlin’

[nostradamus-ror]

Wait, so she wasn’t lying about Pimon sending someone to find her? Oh- yea, that’s pretty bad- And I think she’s also talked about how that “Alaric” guy has broken English worse than most of her acquaintances… yea, she’s absolutely done for.

Heya Jess, I’d like to thank you for scaring my manager out of her shameless suitor bullshit. No really, thank you so much! Now I don’t have to worry about the most disastrous relationship and breakup of the century for at least another month!

@nostradamus-ror

Well, I’m glad I could help ya out pretty boy. But you may wanna go check on her because the whole Alaric thing wasn’t no lie—

That said. Imma go set up the barn, and get my gun. Enjoy your afternoon darlin’

#{a certain 💀👴👑 is mentioned…} #{a certain ⚔️🦁🏆 is mentioned…}

[nostradamus-ror]

OOC POST TIIIIIIIMEEEEEEE/ref

Well, since I’ve begun my… Suitor era, to Nostradamus’s dismay, I shall as a big question now.

Making the poll 1 week so I can get references and things ready

Well that’s it for me, good day or night to you all!

#(ooc posts)

[nostradamus-ror]

EVERYONE HIDE, MY MANAGER HAS BECOME A SHAMELESS SUITOR FOR THAT DAMN OLD MAN!

DAMN YOU, PIMON!

(Meanwhile, Ali asking Jack and Jessie if they’ve seen Pimon recently)

#{a certain 💀👴👑 is mentioned…} #<- still going to use the tag for when im mentioning Pimon #I’ll make a new tag for when an rp blog of him eventually comes #(Ali’s shameless suitor arc 🌹♥️)

[nostradamus-ror]

“Oh… MY GOD!! He looks identical!! He’s so cute too!~”

“I HEARD QIN SHI HAS A DOGGY LOOK-ALIKE NOW!~”

*Ali audibly sighing in the background*

@nostradamus-ror

That he does! His name’s Qi-qi, I personally like to refer to him as Moon and Qin’s first-born son. And as the one who delivered him to the little emperor I claim full Auntie privilege. I even gotta picture I carry around of him.

She pulled out a picture from an old leather wallet to show him.

Their resemblance is just uncanny ain’t it?

#{Jessie 🤠🌵💢} #(Doggo. Pupper even. little chonk.)

[nostradamus-ror]

Michel. Short-stack number two. I gotta question for ya, and that is: If ya had to rank all the humans fighters including myself plus moon. How would you rank us from favorite to your least favorite?

— Jessie James

“Okay, first of all- don’t be so rude about my height! Secondly… that’s a tough question. Also- I didn’t know Moon was a fighter for humanity too! Goddamnit, Brunhilde, what else are you hiding from me?!- Anyways…

I suppose my favorite fighter that isn’t myself is… Tesla! He was such a kind soul, a beam of sunshine! So sad he lost… Jack the Ripper is a close second, but I just can’t put him at #1, because my manager keeps rambling about that one old man that he fought back when he was alive! Least favorite… hmmm… Raiden. Sorry, sorry, he’s just a bit of a… bitch. An ass, if you will. I heard from my manager he was sleeping with a bunch women right before his battle then fell in love with his Valkyrie! How stupid do you have to be for that?!

…And that’s my favorite human fighter and least favorite human fighter! I’m neutral on the rest.”

#ror michel nostradamus #ror nostradamus #record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #{Jessie 🤠🌵💢} #{a certain 💀👴👑 is mentioned…}

[nostradamus-ror]

BACK FROM TEXAS. WE BACK IN BUSINESS BITCH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

#(ooc posts)

[nostradamus-ror]

*Ali and Nostradamus fucking shooketh in the background*

Hey bibi...before I sleep. I've heard that Egyptians use Arabic correct? so you know how to speak arabic? Can you translate what this means?

من فضلك استخدمني في السرير حتى أفقد الوعي

I'm not sure what it means... But i'm sure it means no harm right? o⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠o

{you want it you got it. Hopefully this isn't uncomfortable for you though because i will make a 10 paragraph form of me apologizing to you.}

—Moon Anon♡

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"...who taught you that?"

#{Anubis 🔆} #BITCH WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE IN HERE GSHSGHSHS

[nostradamus-ror]

Are you part of the limp wrist gang???

“…What even is that?- No, neither of my wrists are limp! Hmph! Rude!”

Ali in the distance: “This isn’t gonna end well, is it?”

#ror michel nostradamus #ror nostradamus #record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror roleplay

[nostradamus-ror]

Bro- Why are you so cunty? Like- 💀💀💀

“…Manager, what does ‘cunty’ mean?!”

“That you look feminine in the best way possible.”

“Oh.. well then-”

“Why thank you, anon!”

#ror michel nostradamus #ror nostradamus #record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror roleplay

[nostradamus-ror]

“So, you’re THE Allfather and leader of the Norse pantheon, Odin?! I’m honored to even be in the same room as you right now!”

*Ali stressfully watching from afar*

“…Aw, for fucks sake—”

“WOAH.. you’re tall!!”

@nostradamus-ror

He turned his head to look at whoever was talking to him. He was about to snap at the person and ask why they were talking to him, but then realized that the person was quite small. He decided to let them off the hook.

"... I am indeed..."

#{Odin 🕊️👁️👴} #<- Watch me keep making the worst emoji combos ever 😭

[nostradamus-ror]

I brought some candy! 🍫🍭🍬

-little sister anon

“Candy? Aww, how kind of you!! Would you mind sharing?”

#{little sister anon} #ror nostradamus #ror michel nostradamus #shuumatsu no valkyrie #record of ragnarok #(Ali crying happy tears from the wholesomeness in the distance

[nostradamus-ror]

“So… I just need the high heels and I’m good to go? It’s that easy??”

“Now you know. Now you know what it’s like to be short like me.”

@nostradamus-ror

Qin Shi scoffs, "I was only five four{5'4"} beforehand, being the size of a child isn't that much different...."

He smirks, "Well at least I grew past it..."

#{emperor qin shi huang🇨🇳👑} #(middle schoolers plotting something had me rolling hsjhsjsh)

[nostradamus-ror]

“…Then what type of optical illusion did you do to make yourself seem taller during your battle in ragnarok?- EXPLAIN YOUR TRICKERY, EMPEROR!”

“Now you know. Now you know what it’s like to be short like me.”

@nostradamus-ror

Qin Shi scoffs, "I was only five four{5'4"} beforehand, being the size of a child isn't that much different...."

He smirks, "Well at least I grew past it..."

#{emperor qin shi huang🇨🇳👑}

[nostradamus-ror]

*in the distance…*

“FINALLY, HE FOLLOWED MY ADVICE!”

“I… wouldn’t necessarily call it that.”

“You’re the one that made 3 graphs of-”

“Don’t bring that up-“

*Moon immediately barges in. She seems out of breath*

Qin Shi Huang! oh my dear are you ok?!

*she runs to him looking at him with worry*

I've heard what happened, what is because of me? I'm so sorry I'm so sorry...

*she said before tightly hugging him*

*that's weird, she didn't use the nickname she always uses...*

—Moon Anon♡

How did she get in? How long had she been in here? Did she see his tears? Instinctively a hand went and wiped at his face, he felt her squeeze his torso and placed his arms around her. Slowly the emperor let himself relax the slightest bit and leaned his head against hers.

"I'm sorry." Qin Shis voice was still hoarse and strained but he was too prideful to admit it hurt to speak, "I should .. I should have explained more, let you talk as well and ...I'm sorry that I ...I'm sorry I'm such a stubborn prick."

#{emperor qin shi huang🇨🇳👑} #(sorry for the sudden interaction I am being a watchful third wheel of you will) #{a certain 💀👴👑 is mentioned…} #<- iykyk