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(george) (16) (they/them/xe/xem) (i literally cannot function i’m so sorry) (first half can be found on @beifong-enthusiast's page)Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is...
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not you sliding into my asks after i was horny on the main
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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.
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"i'm looking respectfully" well i'm looking carnally. i'm looking like a whore
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"i'm looking respectfully" well i'm looking carnally. i'm looking like a whore
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"i'm looking respectfully" well i'm looking carnally. i'm looking like a whore
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"i'm looking respectfully" well i'm looking carnally. i'm looking like a whore
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"i'm looking respectfully" well i'm looking carnally. i'm looking like a whore
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I’m sorry I’ll never be like you!
TURNING RED
2022, dir. Domee Shi
+BONUS:
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Love when animated movies show “this kid isn’t evil he’s just 13″ like we need that sometimes
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Your purpose in life is not to love yourself but to love being yourself.
If you goal is to love yourself, then your focus is directed inward toward yourself, and you end up constantly watching yourself from the outside, disconnected, trying to summon the “correct” feelings towards yourself or fashion yourself into something you can approve of.
If your goal is to love being yourself, then your focus is directed outward towards life, on living and making decisions based on what brings you pleasure and fulfillment.
Be the subject, not the object. It doesn’t matter what you think of yourself. You are experiencing life. Life is not experiencing you.
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avatar kyoshi really lived to age 230 huh i bet people kept saying to her "why havent you died yet" and she'd always be like "are you kidding i still have WORK to do, do you really think im gonna leave the world in the hands of some punk ass firebender i think the fuck NOT" i bet death had to carry her off kicking and screaming
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