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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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PLS WHO IS RUNNING THE MERLIN TWITTER

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we fuckin hate Uther in this house but those times he'd look at Merlin and be like "wtf is wrong with Arthur rn??" were so funny

like Uther was very firmly on the you're too close to this boy train but the moment Arthur was doing something weird he'd look at Merlin like "boy fix this rn"

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when is comes to asexuality and aromanticism you have to be okay with contradiction. one ace person will say asexuality is about not experiencing attraction, another will say it’s about not caring to act on attraction, another will say it’s not experiencing arousal. one aromantic will consider themself queer, one won’t. two people with seemingly identical experiences will use two different labels. aro people will be in romantic relationships, ace people will have sex. you get it.

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incorrect merlin quotes #11

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“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

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Rip Howl Pendragon, you would’ve loved Korean skincare.

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"people try to return the weirdest things."

dude i know. i had to explain to a woman that i can't return her used toilet seat because that's so unsanitary. it was a five minute conversation because she just didn't understand

#remus talks #the toilet seat smelled too #so i'm talking to her while smelling that #i was miserable

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Sailor Moon SuperS Special: The Return of Haruka and Michiru! The Ghostly Puppet Show

#“your friend” aren't they like in love with each other #(I didn't watch og Sailor Moon. I watched like the first two seasons of crystal)

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my main advice for writing an enemies to lovers relationship is to resist the urge to make the characters' loathing and attraction mutually exclusive opposing forces. it's okay if they're getting weirdly into it and having Thoughts whilst also sincerely wanting to kill each other with hammers.

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wow i would not say this in front of anyone i know publically or even in a private chat let me post it on tumblr where the same friends and also thousands of strangers will see it

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240410 ASEA ༶༶ Felix ♡

#he’s literally one of the most beautiful people i’ve ever seen #like jfc

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pretty♡⸝⸝

#he’s literally so pretty #like omg wow

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im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities