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i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

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Learning languages is SO FUN right up until you need to learn conjugation and then suddenly it turns sour real fucking fast

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Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#mo on my dash..... #mo getting reblogged by neil gaiman..... #i feel bad for your notifications

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INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE 

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Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

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the genius of megamind (beyond the obvious genius ofc) is that it's superman parody actually presents a genuinely unsettling depiction of the "hero" that I like wayyy better than "what if superman was evil" or "what if superman was wrong"... it's "what if superman didn't care"

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I can't make fun of him. I can't make fun of him. I can't make fun of him

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His water dance

#videos #cats #i do know how it is with lego

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