npdemu
evil narcissist who wants cupcakes
Avatar ID: An image of Emu Omori in front of the NPD awareness flag. The flag has six equal-width horizontal stripes, from top to bottom: black, dark red, orange, light yellow, white, light purple /end IDBanner ID: A screenshot of two text messages, both have grey speech bubbles. The first reads "What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible" and the second corrects "*irresistible" /end IDAbout: all pronouns (he/it pref), i am plural but i don't usually specify who's fronting cause this isn't a plurality based blog and it's not your business !! a-spec heavy (main label is aromantic) my warning tags are usually in the format of "cw [thing]" and i tag asks with "fan mail". no dni but i'll probably block you if i fall into yours. fandom-related sideblog: @the-sillier-npdemu
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I tried to find the post that you reblogged which I once saw that you reblogged and wanted to find but I couldn’t find it
nonny i've reposted like 1500 posts you're gonna need to be a bit more specific than that
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THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN YOU FOLLOWED ME OH EM GEE WE'RE MUTUALS NOW 😭😭😭 I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU
url besties !!
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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?
#not reblogging a mutual (at least to my knowledge since that is a sideblog) but i give my mutuals a good grade anyway#reblog bait#rb bait
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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
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Today I scrolled through this entire blog
oh wow thank you
that's um, a lot of scrolling
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epic aro sculpture i did for class
the heart is made out of plastic bags wrapped with tape, so it's squishy ^_^ and the knife is qtips hot glued together. the knife is also removable!
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A bit ago I was in cooking class and this one girl was talking about her ex boyfriend, I can't remember what she said specifically but she said something along the lines of "He was such a narcissist"
I joined the conversation and said "Do you mean he had narcissistic personality disorder or are you using narcissist in place of a personality trait?"
Everyone in that group looked so shocked and confused. One guy said "I didn't know narcissism was a personality disorder"
I explained that it was and it shut them all up instantly.
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sometimes you need to give up committing to the bit when someone genuinely can’t tell if it’s a bit or not and is getting distressed about it :/ sorry
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the npd urge to be cool and mysterious vs the npd urge to flaunt all of your difficulties for pity and validation
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i have a large vocabulary so i can misinterpret song lyrics more inaccurately
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