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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
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UNIDENTIFIED ARTIST
LOUNGING SEAL
antler, 1.25 x 3.5 x 1.25 in (3.2 x 8.9 x 3.2 cm)
unsigned.
First Arts
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Fulfilling the most important mission in the outing: hiding the vodka bottle in my tits
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I think im starting to accept my mediocrity (being polite here) (also no im still not gonna try to do realistic future plans)
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is 30s too late for a career change how to change careers how to become evil sorcerer evil sorcerer salaries evil sorceror indeed dot com
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God i just hope I dont loose my ability to do 4 pull ups or walk lighter those are actually so so nice
This is gonna be so fycking embarrassing but it just simply wasn't meant to be
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This is gonna be so fycking embarrassing but it just simply wasn't meant to be
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Man how do i accept the fact that i suck, so lame
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"haha these alpha trad men really just have dom/sub kinks!" i know misogyny isn't real to a lot of you guys but did you know that some people just actually do genuinely think women are inferior creatures
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new 3d collage thing takes me 1 million years to figure out a good way of lighting on bryce but i figured it out Kinda
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petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)
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I hate when people try to be some kinda funnyman in response to powerful art. Maybe you should just earnestly feel things once in a while, babe.
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So funny when super conventionally attractive people have weird ass tumblr personality disorder and chronic poster syndrome like I’ll scroll through your blog and see some of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said and then get jump scared by a picture of the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen which is then followed by some more of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said
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