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Polyamorous relationships are not for everyone. Monogamous relationships are not for everyone. Romantic relationships are not for everyone!!! We are all different people with different needs, maybe just stop trying to condense the human experience into a homogenous gray monolith!!! aaaaaaaa

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“Nice Mingjue” is now my favorite autocorrect failure of all time

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need a boyfriend except he's not my boyfriend and is just some weird guy i drag around with me everywhere

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tag of the week:

@lanzhantonight :

#they just stand there and watch their last brain cell burn 😪 ❋   

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Vengeful yandere twink that is nhs.

But also because I can’t commit myself to Serious and Angst.

#nie huaisang #doodles #nhs is a harmless delicate flower #not quite finisished but i don't see myself working on it anymore so #also slumping hard atm arg #it has come #the slump has come

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Hey guys???

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God, can you IMAGINE being Lan Sizhui at (the CQL version of) Guanyin Temple?

You were reminiscing with Wen Ning during Jiang Cheng’s #BelieveWomen Summit at Lotus Pier, so you don’t know about Sisi and Bicao’s revelations. You haven’t been part of any discussions about Nie Mingjue’s murder. You know that the blade spirit from Mo Manor led you to a headless corpse in Yi City and that’s about it.

So now you’re in Yunping looking for your dad, his boyfriend, and your new bestie Wen Ning. You find Wen Ning possessed and carrying a highly cursed saber. You try to calm him down to no avail, and you are YEETED FULL FORCE through the door of a Budhhist temple in the middle of the city. Inside, you find your dad, his boyfriend, his brother who's been missing for the past couple of days, your new friend Jin Ling, Jin Ling's jiujiu, Jin Ling's shushu, that guy who tried to kill you at the Burial Mounds, and Sect Leader Nie for some reason.

THE FOLLOWING THINGS HAPPEN IN RAPID SUCCESSION:

Jin Ling's shushu is about to slit Jin Ling's throat or something?

Your dad cuts Jin Ling's shushu's arm off.

The blade spirit tries to kill Jin Ling's shushu AND Jin Ling himself.

Jin Ling's jiujiu is helping Jin Ling but otherwise not doing much? What's with that?

Your dad, your dad's boyfriend, your dad's brother, and your new bestie Wen Ning all subdue the blade spirit.

That guy who tried to kill you at the Burial Mounts apparently tries to stab Sect Leader Nie and the blade spirit gets riled up AGAIN and just completely OBLITERATES that guy, and he and Jin Ling's shushu have, like, a whole Moment while he's dying.

Your dad, your dad's boyfriend, your dad's brother, and your new bestie Wen Ning get the blade spirit to rest in a coffin--wait, is that Sect Leader Nie's brother who qi deviated when you were a kid? What's he doing here?

And after that, everything calms down! You're all kind of just hanging out there in the temple. A bunch of the adults had their cultivation sealed earlier, apparently, but everyone but Jin Ling's jiujiu seems to have it back now, so that doesn't really explain why you're still chilling here. There are, like, a LOT of dead Jin guys dotted around the floor. Somehow this all reminds you of your childhood and you take a moment to cherish the little butterfly toy you've brought with you. Jin Ling's shushu is definitely bleeding out from his missing arm and nobody seems concerned about this, but he did just try to kill Jin Ling (and maybe your dad's boyfriend too? they have identical throat wounds. what the HELL, Jin Ling's shushu?), so that's probably valid. Your dad's brother is tending to him, though. What a compassionate guy he--

HOLY SHIT DID HE JUST STAB HIM???

Now he's yelling and somehow this is Sect Leader Nie's fault and THEN Jin Ling's shushu grabs your dad's brother and now THEY'RE having a Weirdly Intense Moment and THE GODDAMN BLADE SPIRIT WOKE UP AGAIN and now the entire temple's getting torn apart by resentment. You all start to flee, but your dad's brother and Jin Ling's shushu are still having their Intense Moment until Jin Ling's shushu shoves him at your dad.

The entire temple collapses. You have so many questions, but then your friends all show up and you forget all about them, because you're about to connect some dots from your forgotten early childhood and simply have no time for whatever the hell that just was.

#my thoughts exactly #thank you for putting the whole thing into words

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The Unhinged or whatever that chinese bl show was called

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Some of ji li’s behind the scene pics from his instagram <3

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beware the yiling laozu! he's raising the dead he's seducing clan heirs he's corrupting your kids he's... um. ok. well, now he's just playing with rabbits and. growing radishes and-- heavens above, is that a child on his lap??

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the modern AU equivalent of JGY’s hat is constantly wearing a lanyard with a visible ID/access pass

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When you just know shit is about to hit the fan.

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Brief Summary of Jin Guangyao’s Mental State in Guanyin Temple