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Yes, that's it! Bob Iger, you mad genius!

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All far from home proved is that t*ny is the same egocentric self righteous asshole from age of ultron and civil war who has experienced exactly zero growth. I cannot believe he went and created a multi billion dollar weapon of mass destruction that had the ability to spy on literally anyone as well as call in a drone strike with a single command. No person should have such power and what’s more laughable is he was the one spearheading the Every Other Superhero Must Be Regulated campaign when the only person who needed to be put in check is him. And that’s not mentioning the fact that he gave this weaponised AI to a SIXTEEN year old kid with no guidance on how to use it which inevitably led to Peter almost killing his classmate. And he had the AUDACITY to name it EDITH as though there’s anything remotely heroic about it. This man has literal worms for brains he’s clearly learned nothing from Ultron and he’s never going to be able to admit he’s wrong.

#i still think about this #just like #the complete lack of self awareness #of social awareness #that's required to do this

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Propaganda why Batman is insufferable:

Always has to be right. Does the most janked up stuff and doesn't care who it hurts. Imposes his will on others to the point of willing to bodily harm them if they do not comply (and yes, this does include his children)

I’ll also support Batman as a candidate because of the slapping Robin meme, which is annoying, and because he is just way too much. Too much all the time.

Has to always be right, regardless of situation. Because somehow the billionaire has knowledge of how middle class people think.

Propaganda why Tony Stark is insufferable:

She’s a hypocrite who is ready to restrict the freedom of others when they make one mistake, but when he makes a mistake he figures he’s able to handle himself

Super long, sorry lol

Thinking about how in Homecoming when Peter accidentally caused that boat to get split in half because the Vulture’s gun exploded and Tony was acting like as if Peter was completely in the wrong for going there just because he did it without his permission. He was acting like as if Peter was out of line and “disobeyed him”, trying to act like his father. And then I remember how in CACW he’s the one who scouted Peter in the first place just because he saw he might be useful against a personal squabble between him and Captain America despite knowing that he was a kid and he’s just now acknowledging how dangerous it is because Peter “acted on his own”

Completely hijacking Peter’s superhero story and trying to control his every move (Training wheels protocol and baby monitor thing he put in the suit), acting like Peter should’ve known that Tony would send someone in despite the fact that he’d been ignoring him for 2 months since Civil War and not keeping him updated on anything!!

How the hell is peter supposed to know Tony is going to listen to him when he treats him like a kid instead of a superhero when it’s convenient for him? And when Tony loses his temper after Peter says he’s 15 not 14 like “the adult is talking” bitch he could literally flatten you without your suit!!!

I guess in a way he is acting like a father but like the absentee kind. He’s more like a sperm donor father trying to act like he has any rights over Peter’s life smh.

It’s not that reprimanding Peter for the situation is bad, but the way he makes it seem as if Peter is irredeemable as if Tony wasn't a literal weapons dealer lmfao. He could’ve said what was the truth about it without completely invalidating him saying shit like “no thanks to you” after Peter asked if everyone is okay when it’s literally thanks to Peter finding a lead on those guys in the first place that they were even noticed and it’s not like the FBI being there could’ve in no way caused a similar situation.

And then near the end of the movie when he’s getting crushed by the building rubble screaming and crying for someone to help him where the fuck is Tony?? That scene just proved that he never needed Tony’s suit in the first place to be Spider-Man since he had to use 100% his own strength to lift it off of him. I know he would’ve found the motivation even if Tony hadn’t been involved in the first place to give him the suit, take it away from him and have the words “if you’re nothing without the suit you shouldn’t have it“ echo in his head. Why did Tony even take the suit away? Like as if he expects Peter to stop being spoderman without it??? Holy fuck. This is why you don’t make it out of endgame /j /srs.

When Tony took this suit away from Peter he was like “God I sound like my dad“ shouldn’t that be a red flag to him? Wasn’t he literally just saying that he wished his dad was better than he was?? Lmfao

Tony is so annoying. When they first meet he straight up bullies Peter into fighting for his personal bullshit, insults and objectifies Aunt May in front of him, spits into his trashcan and is in general being pushy af. He blackmails Peter when he doesn’t wanna come to Germany with him AND HE DOESNT EVEN EXPLAIN WHY HE WANTS HIM TO COME. Uncomfortable vibes lol.

Tony being the one to tell peter “if Captain America wanted to hurt you he would’ve” when Peter was trying to state his case, yet HE’S also the one who put Peter in harms way when he didn’t even want to go with him???

Telling Peter that he should stick to being a “friendly neighborhood Spider-Man” (stealing his thing once again) when that’s what Peter _was_ doing before Tony took him out of his zone and filled his head with grander things to be apart of….bitch? Die. Ohh waaaait (jkjk) but yeah

There’s the usual “he’s a war criminal who only felt bad about it when he realized his weapons were killing white Americans as well as Arab people” reason, and also he’s just super annoying. You had to be there for the original Avengers shitty dialogue a la “we have a Hulk” that had Tumblr in a vicious chokehold. Also he was supposed to FINALLY go away after destroying all his suits in Iron Man 3 but he just… didn’t! Which is bullshit.

Portrayed as a hero because? He chose to no longer mass produce war weapons and bombs after suffering the consequences. Huge hypocrite. Doesn't care about anyone but himself. Will backstab people if they believe in human rights when it's inconvenient to him. Seen as a hero while he's the personification of privileged people saying they're not privileged

>Makes weapons

>Billionaire

>Made multiple AI Surveillance Robots

>Gaslight a child into fighting a super soldier in a foreign country for him

>His fans are annoying

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lol @ the argument that “tony gave peter a new costume and helped him feel validated” like oh right that was all after he literally blackmailed a 15 year old boy into going to war with him I forgot

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Wait hold on Huh.

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daily reminder that Scott Lang discovered time travel and Tonky Stank is an asshole who took the credit for it

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He's doing it AGAIN and he doesn't have the excuse of it being social commentary this time.

#he cant keep getting away with it

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If you ever feel like an idiot, remember that Tony thought that his and Steve’s ‘friendship’ (reluctant coworkers) was equivalent to Steve and Bucky’s friendship. Also, remember that Tony is still considered a genius by many people.

#well in tony’s world everyone revolves around him

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?

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yeah we put your girl in the fandom and they villainized her beyond comprehension. yeah sorry they took out all the nuance and made the argument completely black and white. yeah my bad. we can’t reverse it. sorry.

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Happy “Steamboat Willie version of Mickey Mouse has entered the public domain” day to all who celebrate

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did y'all hear anything?

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if mcu civil war tony stark made me want to eat a bowl of crushed glass like cereal rather than hear his immature whiny facist ass speak then comic civil war tony stark makes me want to eat threw an entire home depot like the hungry hungry caterpillar because how are you going to claim the high ground when youve sent an illegal blacksite mad scientist after a twelve year old child and killed your colleagues and let your civilian liason say it was his fault for being on the 'wrong side of a cop's gun' he's literally out here being a 'just doing his job' n*zi

#yeah #comics civil war

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#we've all seen im3 here #he'd go on tv saying he would be coming after kira #and then 48 seconds later he'd beef it

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ill never forget that one the the most popular irondad/spiderson fanfic writers was literally at the january 6th insurrection. im not even kidding

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Okay look this might get the MCU girlie's frothing at the mouth, but like. I would have HATED Tony Stark in real life.

I mean, he literally, in canon, stole the designs of an employee, called it BARF, passed it off as his own invention and then FIRED said ACTUAL inventor? What the hell?

Also, he's completely disregarding the wishes of the inventors creation, INCREDIBLY hypocritical given that he refuses to trust anyone else with Iron Man technology except for like, his best friend and wife. I mean, yes the therapy box is well intentioned but it's the principal. I mean, who's to say that in his warmonger days he didn't pick up an energy system and turn in into a bomb? It's just how EASILY he picked up this machine, packaged it shiny and new and turned it into what served his company, image and wants.

In the movie Beck claims he was fired for being 'unstable' which ALSO would have ruined other employment opportunities. Like, seriously, Tony didn't stop at stealing his design, he ruined his career while he was at it?

(Disclaimer this is all in good humour posted because I'm rewatching far from home with a friend. I'm not an MCU Stan I am Just Some Girl please don't get aggressive, though I would like to know if there's some detail I missed that redeems him.)

#based on Elon musk behavior

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I think initially he’s trying to keep Spider-Man on the friendly neighborhood level in homecoming and not letting him in on avengers stuff because he doesn’t want the scrutiny a teenage avenger would bring (peter being 15 at his cacw debut) but Peter stoping vulture made him realize it’s probably better to have peter on a contract so he can avoid legal problems later.

Okay something I never figured out about Civil War is why Peter is on Tony's side beyond manipulation.

Tony very much manipulates Peter, despite Peter being excited to go. He does insist that he Can't travel to Germany, and the big change in opinion is when Tony threatens to tell Aunt May, to which Peter visibly reacts with a sort of desperation. I'm not saying he isn't excited when he's actually there, what with filming a video diary, but the fact remains that he's WAY out of his own depth.

But the thing is... Peter is like, technically a mutant right?

Under the rules of the Accords, his status as a mutant would HAVE to be disclosed, publicly. So, if his side is successful, he would be legally required to register his identity and ability. Or maybe Tony would have to.

It's also super messed up that at the end of Homecoming, Tony arranges a press conference when Aunt May STILL doesn't know Peter's identity.

Tony literally blackmails Peter with his identity to get him to fight for a cause that will expose his own identity? It's just not sitting right with me, I don't know if maybe I missed something.

#and then peter says no so he can’t push it without being suspicious #Netflix shows show that basically they don’t bother you until someone powerful enough has a problem with you #accords were repealed later anyway #but superhero law is still a nascent field as of she hulk so who knows