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#Happy Cupholder Day #scheduled 11 months ago

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scheduling for 1 year in the future just in case

Ayyy. Two polls in one post

Everyone give it up for two polls in one post!

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I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

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tomorrow.

super special award for every1 who survived 🥇

#scheduled

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life saver

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We've all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

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it's always a good day to complain about English speakers

#caps

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they have to say it as definitively and sternly as possible to leave no room for people's anxiety to find loopholes

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

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supposedly if i finish my work i can play video game as reward. but i see through my lies. i can play video game BEFORE i finish work, and then not do work at all.

#caps

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um . warning now that tumblr is allowing gif pfps . PLEASE dont use gifs with flashing or eyestraining colours <3 since the gifs Cannot be turned off it WILL negatively affect photosensitive people

#caps

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i have been meticulously planning the clublocke E4/champion team for four and a half hours (on top of my 2 hours yesterday) and i think i finally have the final team. i also have a notepad file listing how each battle should go/my strategy for each. there are some planned sacrifices but everything SHOULD be fine. PROBABLY. actually training all these guys up in game will take a little while though. also in the screencap i forgot to note that swellow should be pre-burned/poisoned oops

#I didnt realize I hadnt seen this before! these are some nice rules I like em

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I’m getting better

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some of you guys are so fucking 19 years old. i wish you well but god have mercy on your souls

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fuck this gay earth *esploded*