am convinced that baja blast is god’s breast milk
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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
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“as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement
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I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now
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Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.
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after almost 1 month i've finially finished it aaa
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wish i could call in bitchy to work
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