big girl moves 💪💪💪 (calling my doctor for a medication refill while in between crying fits)
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thank u to my bank for stopping overdraft fees because otherwise i would be so fucked rn🙏🙏
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I am BEGGING professional sports to consolidate their games into one convienent place to watch.
I do not want to get Amazon Prime for Monday games and then TNT for a Wednesday. Ope now it's Friday so let's head over to ESPN. BUT NOW it's the 3rd Thursday of the month and it rained on the 8th of the month so this broadcast will be on CSPAN instead of Cartoon Network with a special rebroadcast on Disney Channel with the game being played by the cast of Avatar: The Last Airbender.
It's legit insanity and this is the exact reason I will continue to sail the seven seas. Get fucked.
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Drew a tiny mouse today 🌿
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fuckin hate vegans or whatever ill unhinge my jaw and swallow them whole. m*rk st*ne is first .
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pretending there are not tears in my eyes good job everybody it was a. well. it was an effort
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“the big brick edifice in downtown dallas” his name is jake
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MUH. nuh uh!!!!!! that totally hit the glass refs get ur eyes checked
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no comment. my official statement
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god bless this stream quality because I SPY THE THINNEST ANTENNA ON ROBO
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josh no the goaltenders should not be taking center stage. that’d make them so ineffective being that far from net
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jake oettinger. mask off. im kissing you on the mouth with tongue
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