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I love asking people's boyfriends how long they've wanted to be a girl, it's like a 50/50 chance you're right and it makes everyone very mad at you.

THIS POST IS A JOKE, TRANS WOMEN MAKING JOKES ARE NOT PRESSURING PEOPLE INTO BEING TRANS, TRANS WOMEN MAKING JOKES ARE NOT OPRESSING POOR MADE UP CIS MEN

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I dreamed I had gone on the dark web to find a classified CIA game that they'd made to train agents or something. It'd been in the news because some people had gotten arrested for having a copy of it.

So I finally get it (though my mom was worried I'd get in trouble) and it turns out it's a dating simulator for the DS.

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"jesse pinkman takes a girl by the hand and leads her to his bedroom but instead of having sex they just play Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing" sounds like a tumblr meme made by someone who never saw breaking bad. but he really did that

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while i understand where people are coming from i think its funny when people romanticize the old internet

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ahh, Perry the Platypus…..your tea is unclockable…….and by unclockable I meeeean COMPLETELY CLOCKABLE !!!

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Toby Fox may be the creator I respect most because after creating a game so huge that Nintendo sniped his character for Smash and the Pope's orchestra played his music for the Goddamn Pope I VERY much think it would be within Toby's right to develop of God complex, crack and become insane, go on a bender in the streets of LA, and then have an extremely public Twitter meltdown before getting suspended. Imagining the pressure, I think I personally would do all those things, in that order, in under 6 months' time.

Instead as far as I can tell he's just like "I'm dog" and has been like "I'm dog" since Undertale launched and he's just out there somewhere with near-total anonymity just making his little haha games. Absolute King.

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Seeing someone’s extremely curated looking queer friend group of all skinny afab people who have the same ironically trendy dress sense gives me an identical ick to seeing a bunch of blonde sorority girls traveling in a pack sorry. Get one bear or a normal ass butch in khakis in there for the love of god

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https://twitter.com/HiveOfGhosts/status/1775240085732225056?t=Z8up6oe8E6syBpVYD3NE-g&s=19

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this is your daily reminder to stop being abusive and mean toward people with bladder and bowel issues.

im tired of hearing people mock those who struggle with bladder/bowl control, for people who can't tell when they need to go until it's too late or at all, for people who have uncontrollable voidings and leaking, for people who need to wear incontinence products around the clock, for people who need them influctuating amounts and need different kinds of products, for those who bedwet, for those who can't afford incontinence products so their clothes get dirty- to everyone with bowel and bladder issues.

we are human. we are still people. we are not gross, we are disabled. we are struggling with a disability. if you make cutesy posts about canes and wheelchairs, you need to include people who wear diapers, people who need plastic pants, plastic bedsheets and absorbent bed pads. you need to include people who can't tell when they need to go. people who need/use catheters. people who have colostomy bags. people with stained and dirty clothing. people who have to change their incontinence products in public.

you need to include autistic and ADHD and ND and disabled people who feel unsafe without diapers. you need to include people with spinal injuries and ehlers danlos syndrome and muscular control disorders with need incontinence products and feel safe with them. you need to include people who like their diapers and not just tragic stories where it's never discussed or doesn't negatively impact their life and livelihood.

please include all disabilities in your disability positivity posts, and please be kind and treat all disabled people with respect and humility, including those of us with symptoms you may find "gross".

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Which dungeon meshi dish do you wanna try irl the most and why

marcille's carefully groomed but unwashed cunt

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avi? more like always vicarous intercourse

png? ... pee 'n'...

get jpegged, etc.

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yearning

#elden ring #dark souls #dark souls 3 #fia deathbed companion #our fair lady #rosaria mother of rebirth

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Porn gets banned on major internet space -> porn moves to new space -> new space gets surge of popularity usage and investors -> investors want porn gone because you can't advertise Better Help next to hq art of the scout from team fortress 2 getting backshots -> porn gets banned there -> porn moves to new space -> new space gets surge of popularity usage and-

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sometimes the horror of the joke "this fetish should have a wikipedia page with an extensive history section" is the flipside realization that you're possibly the one person most competent to write it.