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no one:

tony: what’s your thing, pilates?

absolutely nobody:

tony: sometimes i want to punch you in your perfect teeth

literally not a single soul:

tony: that suit does nothing for your ass

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Chris Hemsworth behind the scenes of Thor: Ragnarok

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The Avengers || Avengers: Endgame

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Happy birthday, Chris Evans! (June 13, 1981) 

I used to have thoughts of wanting to climb to the top of something, or wanting to be somebody. But when you get the thing that you think you want and then you wake up and realize that you still have pockets of sadness, and that your struggle will reinvent itself, you stop chasing after those things and it’s liberating, because you realize that right here, right now, is exactly all I need.

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are you telling me…… that not only did rdj improvise the whole “zero zip nada no trust liar” scene, but also that cevans’ heartbroken reaction was genuine? wow okay i need to sit down

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Steve: for self defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely

Sam: okay

Bucky: Sure

Steve: if you want to live, give me all your money

Sam: bold of you to assume I have money

Bucky: bold of you to assume I want to live

Steve:

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#protect bruce banner at all cost

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

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#love them

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tony, in every fic ever, right before sex, getting anxious about his arc reactor right as steve is tugging up his shirt: Its ugly

steve, in every fic ever, right before sex, pausing in his attempts to get tony’s shirt off, and placing one hand over the humming pace maker: its keeping you alive, and therefore that makes it beautiful.

me, every fucking time each and every one of y'all write this exact same scene: :’) beautiful.

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Tony in leather ✓✓✓

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#aa is the best universe #fight me

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Gaslighting

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sometimes i remember chris evans once said “i feel like [rdj] walks in a room and he just glows, he owns the oxygen” and i’m like. damn. calm down, cevans. i agree, but. jeez.

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Thor: Ragnarok (2017) // Avengers: Endgame (2019)

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pour one out for noobmaster69

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