ohn1m

[ohn1m]

even a dope soul such as yourself needs a walk by a river

[ohn1m]

korea’s crocs ambassadors do it again

#⟨ ✕ « friends »▕ ▏ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ɢᴇɴɪᴜꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ. ⟩

[ohn1m]

more random dialogue prompts ,

“why do you have that look on your face?”

“finish what you’re doing, we have to talk.”

“what have you done to yourself?”

“did you do something different with your hair?”

“it doesn’t do any good to get worked up.”

“when was the last time we had a real conversation.”

“are you in the witness protection program, or what?”

“there’s something wrong with me.”

“no, i don’t hate you.”

“hey stupid.”

“we’re aren’t them.”

“looks like i’ll live long enough to make you pay.”

“you know you’re wrong.”

“i don’t understand, why are you doing this?”

“now, before i say anything, promise me you’ll stay calm.”

“what makes me so special?”

“you have no idea what i’ve been through.”

“you really don’t have to do that, not for me.”

“did you really think you’d get a second chance?”

“how about we don’t do that.”

“i have a lot going for me, but humility is not one of them.”

“you’re the worst.”

“i don’t need you right now.”

“don’t just stand there, looking at me.”

“i thought you were supposed to call me.”

“take my hand.”

“i need you.”

“you’re allowed to need help sometimes.”

“for someone who doesn’t like to feel things, you sure feel a lot of it out loud.”

“when this is all over, i want it to be you and me.”

“why won’t you tell me what happened?”

“you don’t know what this means to me.

“i know it doesn’t make sense.”

“i’m trying really hard to keep it together.”

“i know you’re new, but we do things a little differently here.”

“your voice is putting me to sleep.”

“did you find what you were looking for?”

"you knew and you didn’t even warn me?”

“well, i guess that’s broken.”

“i thought it was part of the act.”

“you think u don’t know you’re only here because they sent you?”

“you promised to call me if you didn’t know what to wear.”

“you can keep a secret, can’t you?”

“how could you do this to me?”

“put the gun down, dearest. i have news!”

“i know you don’t have any reason to trust me, but you need to know something.”

“if you’re here to tell me what happened last night, someone beat you to it.”

“people think i’m weird.”

“i think i’m losing myself again.”

“you can’t be here.”

“i wish you’d come to the funeral.”

“do you know what today is?”

“so, you broke my favourite mug… and you’re breaking up with me?”

“i need to get out.”

“it’s like i’m cursed or something.”

“you are remarkably well-behaved tonight, what have you been up to?”

“you gonna eat that?”

“sir, the pony rides are for children only.”

“i don’t want you to worry about that anymore.”

“we’ll never make it in time.”

“you’d be late for your own funeral.”

“you should have seen it coming.”

“oh, good, you’re here! hold this.”

“why can’t you just be happy for me?”

“on a scale of one to ten, how do you feel about nachos right now?”

“is this how you flirt with everyone?”

“how much longer till we’re there?”

“what have you done?”

“it’s time for you to repay that debt you owe me.”

“where did you get that? who gave it to you?”

“what kind of mother has thoughts like that?”

“i know I haven’t been what you needed, but i’m here, and i wanna help.”

“i never want to hear you say that again.”

“you’re all i have.”

“i know it’s not perfect, but i did follow the recipe this time.”

“i was doing so well until you showed up.”

“don’t eat that! i made it ‘specially for our guest.”

“it’s not that i don’t like my life, it’s that i don’t have the energy to enjoy it.”

“how can you stand this place?”

“don’t take this the wrong way, but you don’t exactly blend in.”

“you need to stop.”

“i don’t like that look, what happened?”

“is that seriously your password?”

“what’s your problem?”

“you had no right to use it without asking.”

“oh, wow, you weren’t kidding.”

“i couldn’t trust my own parents to protect me.”

“i’m surprised you haven’t been arrested yet. wait, no, i’m not.”

“why do you want to help me?”

“ten bucks for that piece of crap?”

“we have to hurry, they’re coming!”

“hey, look what came in the mail!”

“do you want to get a drink or something?”

“please tell me you didn’t eat that.”

“the worst part is you didn’t even notice.”

“if i wanted help, i would have asked.”

“wanna tell me what’s going on with your grades?”

“you need to leave.”

“talk to me, okay? i need to know what’s going on.”

“i do blame you.”

“sometimes life deals you a bad hand, but you can still play your cards right and win.”

“you’re no longer useful to me.”

“i’m not good with sarcasm: if you don’t like me, just say it.”

[ohn1m]

I do stupid things for fun

[ohn1m]

listening to music isnt enough i need to replace my bones with it

[ohn1m]

you did amazing! jestem dumna

( @hearbin )

dziękuję bardzo, ciężki wysiłek się opłacił! jestem bardzo zadowolony z tego, jak to wszystko wyszło. i dziękuję, że przyszłaś!

#hearbin

[ohn1m]

❪  𝟐𝟐𝟎𝟗𝟎𝟓 ❫  !private 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 with @ohn1m.

#thank you for coming!

[ohn1m]

reblog  jeśli  ktoś  tu  jeszcze  jest  aktywny.

[ohn1m]

Drinking starters

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

❝How much have you had to drink?❞

❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞  

❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

❝Let me drive you home.❞

❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

❝Is this real life?❞ 

❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

❝How do you show fish affection?❞

❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

❝Drunk I am not.❞

-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 

❝I’m not even tired.❞

❝I should call my ex.❞

❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 

❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 

❝You wanna get wasted?❞

❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

❝I’m having a party for two.❞

❝You’re so hot.❞

❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

*kisses on forehead*

*kisses on cheek*

*kisses on lips*

#⟨ ✕ « meme »▕ ▏ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏ. ⟩

[ohn1m]

#/ happy farmer. #i'm so glad he got to rest with his friends.

[ohn1m]

serving looks on njttw

#⟨ ✕ « mino »▕ ▏ᴡʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ᴜᴘ ’ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ᴍᴇ ’ ᴜꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴ ᴀꜱ ᴍʏ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ ’ ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ. ⟩ #/ trochę tutaj tęskno.

[ohn1m]

x

#/ i finally got my acc back. #hell of a ride. #now it's time to try to get my twitter back as well

[ohn1m]

Send me your assumptions about me and I’ll tell you if they’re true.

Anon is on.

[ohn1m]

I want an unusual celeb plot where he’s famous and she’s not even a fan of him. They meet one night at a club and she flat out tells him she’s not interested. He doesn’t take no for an answer though and spends the rest of the night trying to get her attention. Reluctantly, she gives him her number so he leaves her alone. Little does she know that he’s on a mission to get the one girl that doesn’t want him. So he sends her flirty texts, cute little gifts, and even sends her plane tickets to come out to see him. She decides she has nothing to lose and just enjoys the ride while she’s on it. BUT NOPE SHE’S TOTALLY NOT HAVING ACTUAL FEELINGS. SHE HATES HIM.

[ohn1m]

mino is the most precious being on this planet, change my mind  

#⟨ ✕ « mino »▕ ▏ᴡʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ᴜᴘ ’ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ᴍᴇ ’ ᴜꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴ ᴀꜱ ᴍʏ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ ’ ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ. ⟩

[ohn1m]

JINU (김진우) - 또또또 (CALL ANYTIME) (Feat.MINO)

[ohn1m]

Hey, you. Yes, you. Send me anons. Make it about whatever you want. Just send one.

No really. Send one. Or two. Or three. Whatever.