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Greek Mythology Male Omo Headcanon: The Titans and their sons

Cronus/Kronos: He was told by Gaia his mother to castrate his father, so I think he was quite proud of himself and tried to hold a lot of urine. When Rhea made him vomit all his children, in my universe, Kronos might also wet himself by the power of Rhea’s medicine. The wetting might have embarrassed him a great deal because he wet himself in front of his wife.

Oceanus: God of the ocean who could hold the best. He knew well about ebb and flow. Warm waters in the sea came from his happy release after his long debate with Poseidon. Yet, he wasn’t punished by Zeus after the Titan war because he never wanted to take sides. He happily peed with anyone and was kind enough to help anyone in trouble with his urination, either holding or releasing. His sons, gods of the rivers, were just like him, but most of the time they made desperate men more desperate to pee.In the end, sometimes those gods, son of Oceanus, would get his lessons of mocking humans’ desperation by receiving human’s golden river.

Coeus: Coeus took care of the wheel of the Zodiac and thus was very busy day and night. He held a lot and later, with the help of the humanoid star signs, like Sagittarius,or Virgo, he would use their toilet and gush his thick urine into their toilet bowl. He loved to see those star signs appearing clearly at the zenith because it would be easier for him to use the toilet there. Those animal signs and object signs would need a lot of maintenance and he could not reason with them. There were no toilets in those houses and he had to move on faster to the humanoid zodiacs. He sometimes admitted that he pissed in the Libra when September-October arrived, but he made it balance whenever he peed. He just couldn’t hold it. He was punished in the Tartarus, in my universe, to get so desperate to pee that he became insane and escaped the Tartarus just to urinate. Cerberus repelled him, but he didn’t care.

Astraeus (gods of astrology and dusk): With his power of darkness, he just peed anywhere he wanted. As his father Coeus peed at the humanoid star signs’ toilet, he did helped take care of those toilets for his father and himself. He studied astrology and could predict the embarrassment of the gods as clearly as he sees for himself. He enjoyed reading those male god’s embarrasment and waited to see it with his own eyes. Sometimes, he loved to see them gushing their wee hard and strong as well.

The Anemoi (Gods of winds in every direction): They are Astraus’ son, who can pee anywhere and reach the toilet in time, just like their father. Because they are fast and some of them were even given permission to pee while travelling because they were carrying storm clouds. They were naughty boys, trying to uncover their father’s hideout while he was pissing in darkness. Their enjoyable days ended with their father sending them to learn with Aeolus and become Aeolus’ apprentices. When Odysseus appeared at Aeolus’ palace to get some winds to arrive home safely, Aeolus made all the wind gods drink a lot of wine and put them into the bag. Aeolus was sure that with desperation, those wind gods would surely take Odysseus home very fast because they would soon need to use toilets when they arrived at Ithaca.

Zephyrus: (the west wind): Zephyrus used to enjoy pee holding with Hyacinthus, a handsome Greek man, but when Hyacinthus left him for Apollo, Zephyrus in my universe made the boy desperate to pee so badly that he was distracted from his game with Apollo. When he was hit by a discuss, Zephyrus in my version would pity him and let the urine turn into pure water, to feed the growth of Hyacinth, the flower that the boy turned into. Zephyr needed to hold his pee a lot when Psyche used him as vehicle. Psyche’s sisters was jealous of their sister and asked Zephyrus to bring them to Psyche’s palace despite his obvious desperation to urinate. At the middle of the sky, Zephyrus couldn’t hold on and got rid of the jealous sisters by slipping them from his back. After that he flew to the palace to use a toilet there.

Boreas (The north wind): Boreas kidnapped Orithya, in my universe, because she mocked him about his desperation and never told him where the toilet was. When he got to release his huge pee, Orithya revealed to him that she had a bit of a fetish for men peeing. They learned more about each other and married later, with Boreas holding for her as they were going to have sex. For Boreas’ sons, I would talk later in minor deities and demigods.

Pallas (god of warcraft): Astraeus’ son who loved fighting and warring. He loved miliitary base and loved visiting their toilet as well. He loved to urinate with all the soldiers and taught them to hold it bravely. Yet, he was reasonable and never bragged about his bladder. Pallas loved to be amidst the iron-bladdered soldiers and did some holding contests with them. In the end, he would release his golden waterfall with all them for male bonding. His large body was endowed his large penis and large bladder too.

Kratos (strenght, brute force): Pallas’son. He cannot hold that much but enjoyed mocking Prometheus and Hephestus whenver they got desperate. I’m sure he wet himself a lot, despite his bragging. When he chained Prometheus, he might ran away to urinate somewhere because he couldn’t hold any longer, after holding from the beginning of the capture of Prometheus to the process of chaining him.

Perses (god of destruction): Son of Astraeus, who destroyed the toilet and made his brothers, father, and grandfather desperate. When the god meets you and tells you he needs to pee, that might be the end of everything. He held a lot of acidic and corrosive urine in his bladder and when he was desperate, it meant that place would be destroyed. Hephaestus would create the toilet for this household because he was the only god who could create something that Perses couldn’t destroy. Perses might hold it a lot when he tried not to destroy his loved ones’ place. When he started to leak, he would ran to Hephaestus-made toilets. If the toilet was occupied, some places might be destroyed.

Hyperion (The god of light): He would first hold it a lot until sunset because he had his duty. In summer he would drink less because he would hold a lot more, and he would welcome winter because he didn’t need to hold his pee too long. At sunset, the glowing light at the horizon might be him hiding in the shade of the night and relieving himself, gushing the hottest pee upon the earth. Yet, Hyperion had to learn to hold it or else peed more in the open because there can be light without the sun. He might bring people light and just yanked his cock in the open amidst his duty because he just couldn’t hold it so long. Nowadays, there are more artificial lights and you might have a glimpse of our old, and also sexy in my universe, god enjoying his relief.

Helios (The god of the sun): Hyperion’s son. He would follow his father immediately. Father and son would both get desperate in the afternoon, but when night arrived, they would soon rush to the toilet. Hyperion can hold a lot but not as much as his father. Phaeton, Hyperion’s son, might fall from his father’s chariot because, in my universe, he was trying to pee inside the chariot and tipped over. Phaeton couldn’t hold as much as his father.

Iapetus (the god of mortality:): Iapetus was a good father, and so he dealt a lot with all his sons’ need. He would let all of them use the toilet first despite his desperation. Menoetius and Epimetheus might had a brawl in front of the toilet, while Prometheus, the cleverest, would use this opportunity to pee first. Menoetius, winning Epimetheus with his strength, would forced the toilet door opened and pissed with his brother. Atlas would join them, while Epimetheus peed his clothes.

Menoetius (the god of violence and anger): Oh man, just let the god urinate. He might have the fiercest and strongest stream, but he would destroy anything that was in his way to the toilet. He would be angry. Only Zeus could stop him. In my universe, Zeus used his thunderbolt to block him from the toilet when Zeus was super desperate. Iapetus was embarrassed and started to leak while Zeus was happily releasing his golden stream.

Prometheus (the creator of mankind): Prometheus planned everything well and never had problem holding it too long. He might love to hold , but he always knew where he could go. He knew his limit well and never enjoyed pee-holding challenge. He might find his way out of the game when he knew he was going to lose. He might enjoy holding and sharpening up his wit by thinking of holding his urine at a place where he couldn’t find a place to go that easily. He created humans and gave them joy and pain of a full bladder because somehow he enjoys pissing just in time at the right place. When Zeus punished him because he stole fire from heaven, Prometheus in my universe was tied to a flicc and cursed to have a full bladder as well. He would be forced to hold it until Hercules arrived and took him from the cliff. The first thing he did was turning back and released his dark golden stream he had held for ages.

Epimetheus (the creator of animals): Epimetheus never planned and sometimes wet himself at some important occasion. In my universe, he might wet himself at the sight of pandora, his beautiful wife.Also, because Epimetheuse loved wildlife, he never thought much about holding his pee. He just peed everywhere in the forest or the sea.When it was time he needed to hold his pee, he might have wet himself in some important ceremonies. He would blame others for making him desperate to go, but might never learn to hold it better.

Atlas (the god who was forced to carry the heavens): Atlas might have suffered a great deal for carrying heavens with a full bladder. A great number of time, people around Mount Atlas would be surprised with a huge waterfall coming out of nowhere from the top of the mountain, following by a long, low groan. When Hercules met him, his clothes might be soaked. As Hercules was holding the heaven for him,Atlas could use the toilet and peed so hard. Then, Hercules started to need to urinate and realised to result of Atlas’ wet clothes, but Atlas was nowhere to be found. When Atlas came back, a huge stream of urine ran out of Hercules’ clothes. Hercules was moaning in joy.

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Greek Mythology Omo headcanon: Ancient male deities

Aether (God of the upper air): Aether could hold a lot of urine and whenever he pees, his pee turns into beautiful clouds. He had to keep the air pure for the gods to breathe, so he rarely contaminates the air with his urine and decides to hold it. When he really has to go, he will just release a heavy cloud out of his cock. In winter, the colder atmosphere made him harder to hold back his flood and release a great deal of liquid inside his cloud. Those are hail clouds. Some might have heard a loud long wind in a hailstorm. Well, that might be the groan of relief from Aether’s mouth. Aion (God of Cyclical time): Aion has almost no problem with peeing and holding it because he knows that it will happen again and again. Do not make Aion angry or he will make you need to pee again and again repeatedly until he’s satisfied.

Erebus (God of Darkness and Shadow): Erebus might get caught short sometimes, but he wouldn’t mind using his power to conceal himself, even in the divine meeting, he would just cloak himself in darkness and let go of his golden flood. Too bad his darkness couldn’t help him clear the evidence of his golden steamy flood after he drank too much of nectar. The shadow couldn’t hide a long moan in joy as he relieves himself. If you fancy to see the god of darkness’ beautiful relieve, just join the dark side and listen carefully of clear strong stream and long loud moan.

Eros (God of love, some said he was born much before time, but many argue that he was the son of Ares and Aphrodite): Eros might have a chance of meeting people a lot and, with his power of disguise, he might ask them to use their toilet. Of course, not many of us would allow stranger to use the toilet, so he might sneakily use it, after shooting his arrows to people who would obstruct his way to the toilet and let them smooch and snog. In the long toilet queue, he might just use all his arrows to make those men queuing move away to kiss and snog, while he got to use the toilet and release his long loud piss. He might have held for a long time because a great number of people worship him in order to meet their soulmate. He would suffer a great deal before he can finally release his urine.

Eros, the handsome god of love, might still wet the bed and don’t want anybody to know. Psyche made him angry because she lit the lamp and saw this beautiful god peeing in his sleep. Though she woke him up and made him use the commode in time, he was angry and flew away from her. Later, they reunite, and Psyche might have given him some toilet training.

Hypnos (God of sleep): Of course he wets the bed and loves it! He sleeps with his bladder full and dreams about his adventure for the toilet. When he finally found the toilet in his dream, he just let go in bed.

Pontus (God of the sea and father to sea creatures): Pontus knows a lot about water, so pee-holding is not a problem. He might get desperate while he took care of his descendants, all the sea creatures, but after his long task, he would happily add his own divine urine into the ocean after holding for very long time. The more water melted from North Poles means he took a lot more water inside him. He had to hold more, got more desperate, peed a lot more.

Tartarus (God of the Darkest part of the Underworld): Tartarus took care of political prisoners from Zeus, and thus he loves to torment them. He loves to hold his pee with them, but he will pee first and torment them with his long loud splashing noise of his pent-up pee, followed by his loud moan. In the end, some of his prisoners became his lovers and his sex slaves because his urination turns them on so much. In this darkest pit, Zeus doesn’t know what is happening at all.

Thanatos (God of Death): Thanatos did a lot of labourious work because he had to take the soul of the dead to the underworld. He became to busy to have a break. Sometimes he might sneak in people’s house and use their toilet. If he is found out, he might be spurned because people thought he would bring them to the Underworld. Poor him. He just needs to pee! He might have wet himself a few times in his black robe because no one lets him pee. If you encounter him and he begs you to use your toilet, please just let him. That blasting piss and sexy moan from the god will surely bring you to heaven. Uranus (God of the Sky): Have you encountered the golden rain? Oh yes, father sky just couldn’t hold it any longer. The rains are mixed with urine. One of the reasons why Gaia told her children to castrate him might be his kinky watersports, which she just couldn’t bare.

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