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there are a lot of taylor swift songs that are better than the entire 30 song tracklist of TTPD, but especially State of Grace. why don't ppl talk about that song enough
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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periods are literally evil
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I’m not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth ✊✊💨 I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this shit so dank???”👀👀 god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said “my son, im not mad at you for blazing it…I’m mad at you for not passing that shit!!”🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌 lololol 🍁🍁 send 2 420 ppl or U will never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!!!
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。˚❀ ·.゚ happy 420 to all who celebrate ˚ ·ꕤ
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i don’t like that falling feels like flying ‘til the bone crush (but i don’t like a goldrush)
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always get a large sized drink. you don’t know what life has in store
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I love that I can jerk off about guys now. That's just so neat!
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