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Them actually:

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lucy in ep7: if my dad found out i destroyed an entire community to save him...that'd break his heart.

me (having watched the show before):

#hank would have given her an overseer position in vault 32 when they got back

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I need to point this out. Lucy knows Cooper Howard. She's seen his movies. So the fact that she has not mentioned that the ghoul is Cooper Howard yet means that SHE HASNT REALIZED WHO HE IS YET.

We're going to get a scene with Lucy finally clicking who The Ghoul is, and laughing in Coopers face about it and personally I can't wait to see the unhinged reaction hell have to that.

Hank showing his daughter Lucy his favourite movies, starring Cooper Howard (insp.)

#fallout prime #lucy maclean #cooper howard #the ghoul #fallout #fallout show

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How is everyone not losing their minds over Norm????

Look at him! He's only 3 apples tall 🥺

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new fallout show's pretty good. i liked the part where the petite delicate lady protagonist somehow turns out to have an even petiter, delicater brother

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A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

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Can I put "penis tricks" on my resume?

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She's prolly alive tbh. And so is his daughter.

Gotta love those silly, dead wives.

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Okay but the show doesn't even retcon new vegas. And well be seeing the house ending next season, and how that resolved. And now this means that Kimball was hiding alot more than they knew on the eastern front in Nevada. It also explains why the NCR was so stretched thin, and why they'd resort to nuking hopeville to remove a competitor. It also explains why they were struggling to manage the power plants in the area, all the engineers and scientists living in shady sands were dead. There was noone to send.

“Fallout TV show retconned New Vegas-“

Stop. Listen to me. Look me in the eyes. “Canon” isn’t real. I’m completely serious. It’s whatever you want it to be. This franchise is rooted in games where you literally choose what ending you want based on your actions. Please, please for the love of god tell me that this whole time some of you have not been deciding that in games with multiple endings there is actually one “real” ending and all the others are “not canon.” If you really want my opinion half the fun of this whole series is that EVERY SEQUENCE OF EVENTS IS EQUALLY “VALID.” It’s time to kill the Todd Howard in your head and realize that literally no one is stopping you from choosing what to believe is part of this series. Incorporate every game, including the ones that never got made and only exist as details on the wiki. Or don’t. Decide that only the first two games and New Vegas are real and pretend 3 & 4 don’t exist. Create a new timeline in your head where EVERYTHING happens BUT Fallout 3 and yet Fallout 4 still fucking happens. Incorporate the fan theories you like and disregard the ones you don’t. Add your headcanons. Just MAKE SHIT UP. It doesn’t fucking matter! And that’s beautiful!!!! War never changes but goddamn canon sure will, but only if you believe!!

#fallout new vegas #fallout #fallout prime

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cannot stop thinking about how the season finale of fallout set up a road trip buddy comedy between a 250+ yo radiation cowboy who tried (and so far succeeded) to kill his humanity to survive the wasteland and an optimistic doe eyed woman whose whole brand is Being a Good Person (something the radiation cowboy used to be) and will undoubtedly crack away at his hardened leather armor. when lucy bit off the ghouls finger and then the ghoul cut off lucy’s that was a pinkie promise to be bffs

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Never before have I identified with a tv character so much.

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE WELL GET TO SEE LUCY INTERACTING WITH ULYSES NEXT SEASON

#i think she could fix him tbh #like hed spend a week with her and shed restore his hope for humanity and also braid her hair #HE COULD HAVE EDE WITH HIM #fallout #fallout tv show

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Literally Lucy asking about sperm count has me thinking every time that she saw the funny dialogue option and just said, "eh fuck it I maxed speech".

I really like how it feels like each character represents different player styles. Or specs.

Lucy feels like the player that just ~can't~ be mean to the npcs. Tries to talk down violent npcs. Maxed charisma.

Norm is the player who'd read all the computer entries and flavor text. Lore is really important to him. Perception and intelligence are maxed so he can hack and lockpick anything.

Max is a bit of a bro who thinks they want a BoS playthrough because military hoorah, but ends up really really liking a companion that dislikes half of your choices that align with the BoS. Would probably force close the game if he saw [Lucy disliked that.] To try again. Also maxed luck.

Coop clearly wants to be a badass that shoots first and asks questions later, but ends up being a lovable rouge who begrudgingly helps the npcs. Maxed agility.

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The brotherhood of steel respecting pronouns was not on my fallout bingo card

#the first thing they did when the bombs dropped was appropriate a military grade testostorone synthisizer #it just so happened to work out this way #also lyons is trans now #thats cannon babe

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I'm so glad cooper Howard is becoming a Tumblr sexyman. Man survived over 200 years of Bethesdas worldbuilding, he deserves this treat.

#fallout #the ghoul #cooper howard

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You know who else isn't getting enough love? Norm Maclean. Mans did all the snooping about his vault for us only to end up cryogenically frozen against his will and yall are sleeping on him!!!

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He played him with grace, goddammit!

#im loving the fallout show so much #im so happy it was good #i was ready to hate it and it fully swayed me #also norm is my favorite character and im so worried about him 😭😭