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I'm so sorry that Amy and Christopher are still in my head but not on my a03.

It is a painful truth that actually none of my fics are abandoned, no, not even the ones that haven’t updated in five years. I still know exactly what happens next, and after that, and so on. They’re not abandoned; they’re right here, haunting me, characters climbing up my pants like kittens nagging for dinner.

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mutuals can open my protective plating and play with my wires and say its to check for viruses but we both know its just to put your hands in my organs

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i bought alien isolation and fell to my knees for them

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Amanda Ripley space welder

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me: I'm normal

*fictional robot with a british accent appears*

me: okay. okay.

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I just love that in the Alien: Isolation fandom (which is in fact a group of maybe 20 people maximum) we’ve all just collectively decided to ignore the canon ending and instead pretend that Ripley and Samuels are on some distant planet somewhere as a girlboss/malewife pair.

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“Welcome to the fandom!”

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im so sorry miss ripley

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Amanda: have you seen Nina? She called me mom today then panicked and ran off.

Samuels: yes, she came into the medbay and proceeded to call me dad by accident.

Amanda: does that mean we're married?

Christopher, leaking hydraulic fluid from his nose: perhaps...

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I booted up alien isolation to uh, find samuels not where I left him

Keep reading

#AHHHHHHH

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Voice actor joke 2

#ASDFGHJKL

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8th Anniversary Alien Isolation 10/7

Small fanart from me

#asdfghjkl thr FRYING PAN

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Re-watching Maximilian Dood play Alien Isolation, and it just occurred to me:

Are we meant to believe all of those Working Joe’s that Ripley comes across right before she encounters Samuels again, were jobbers that Samuels personally beat the shit out of?

Like, my guy was just ripping these dudes from the torso and leaving in two pieces?

#yes absolutley theres even concept art for it

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SAM TRIES TO BE CUTE

"Ripley doesn't like that? I wonder..."

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this is my pet freak [camera cuts to a thoroughly average man in business casual clothes. he smiles and waves at the viewer]

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The Ripuels discord asked for somft fluff with Amanda fixing some of Chris' wiring and I got carried away ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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