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facts about moto gp, based exclusively on my tumblr dash:

there are seven riders in moto gp: marc, marc, marc, bez, cele, vale, and pecco(?? not sure about that one actually)

they are all italian

or possibly spanish

entry to moto gp is restricted to twinks with DARK CURLY HAIR and INTERESTING FACIAL BONES. no exceptions granted

celebratory public coitus following a podium is natural and expected in moto gp culture

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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I drew the gang,

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Imperial passport of Kublai Khan “I am the emissary of the Khan. If you defy me, you die.” 1240 A.D. [886x960]

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12 really does feel like the universal traumatic age for everyone. Like one day we were all 11. Then something happened to us

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#i got a second job and it’s absolutely killing me😭😭😭😭😭

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I like how jev can never just say he dislikes something it has to be theatrical like a true fe driver

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Miami GP 2022

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holding hands with someone is one of the simplest and greatest things on earth. nothing else really matters honestly

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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the funniest byproduct of athletes marrying conventionally attractive model-types is that they inherently dilute the goon-looking genes and their kids who also become athletes end up looking a lot more pretty. like sir are you aware that people are calling your son their babygirl on the internet because of your breeding choices

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“Omg your so quiet”

me around people I actually like and trust:

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Matt: Last question: what's the city of Austin's slogan? Joey: Keepin' it-- Josef: I got it! I got it!!! Just wait for it! Wait for my button, I can't-- Keep Austin weird! (turns to Sebastian) BOOM!

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I really feel like t*ylor sw*ft is just supposed to be someone’s weird coworker who never really got over high school and who makes bad crafts that you have to politely pretend to be impressed by during the office white elephant, like she crochets a wonky blanket and everyone’s like “great another Taylor creation”

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So funny when super conventionally attractive people have weird ass tumblr personality disorder and chronic poster syndrome like I’ll scroll through your blog and see some of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said and then get jump scared by a picture of the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen which is then followed by some more of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation