oneofthesevenmuses

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here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!

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Merry Christmas sleepyheads !

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The bisexual to aroace pipeline is pretty much having the right idea and coming to the wrong conclusion. Yeah buddy you're not straight and you're also not gay. No not like that though, the other way around

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hey girl. hows it cookin

how do i handle having so many adoring fans fawning over me all the time, you ask? frankly, being this attractive is such a curse

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Sound on

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ways to respond to being asked "are you a man or a woman?"

i sure hope not

who's to say

that's between me and God

i'll tell you for $100

i don't think so, why?

probably, not sure though

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theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw

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Favorite genre of image ever

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they have the Really Really Nice gene…

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Do you understand how much adoption is closely related to genocide? You're literally killing a family connection. An individual's connection to their home.

I see on Instagram where white women are asking, "Oh how can I help? I'd love to adopt"

What you need to adopt is some humanity. Call for a ceasefire and give Gaza citizens their land back.

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plants love to be named "red" "black" and "white" for something that is pretty reliably a combination of green and brown

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Turns out the potassium nitrate I had as fertilizer for algae to feed my slut isn't fucking a nitrate salt at all and I am pissed

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inveting a new type of steel called Stainful Steel. allkinds of fuckin colours and slops will stick to this bad boy

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Guys, Elon released his stupid AI on Twitter and the first thing his idiot devotees did was ask it if trans women are really women and they are losing it over getting the correct answer back.

Now it’s recounting Elon’s lies for people too

This may be the only AI bot I’ve ever liked.