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if you spend too many hours online you can cancel out the negative effects by going outside and eating several handfuls of dirt. this works because dirt is the opposite of the internet

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#off road??? #i've gone more off road than that in my 2005 camry

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I just spotted this parallel for the first time! Nothing too amazing, just thought it was neat :)

I was always aware that Tolkien pointed out how Frodo was "following Bilbo," but I never noticed that they took literally the same path

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#1999

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#ginger my beloved

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my microwave made an unexpected noise and now i have to shoot it with a gun

#y'all wouldn't like the Death Microwave from my college honors trip

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(I can't find my LOTR liveblog post so I'm starting it againnnn)

Boromir DIES???? He's DEAD????? WTF

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Ooooh interesting! I may have to try that

apparently cured egg yolks can be used as a parmesan substitute O.o

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Forget the curses I don't know what a cured egg yolk is either

apparently cured egg yolks can be used as a parmesan substitute O.o

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#PLEASE i want my produce to stop molding the second i get it home from the store

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FWIW, "mauve" was one of the coal-tar dyes developed in the mid-19th century that made eye-wateringly bright clothing fashionable for a few decades.

It was an eye-popping magenta purple

HOWEVER, like most aniline dyes, it faded badly, to a washed-out blue-grey ...

...which was the color ignorant youngsters in the 1920s associated with “mauve”.

(This dress is labeled "mauve" as it is the color the above becomes after fading).

They colored their vision of the past with washed-out pastels that were NOTHING like the eye-popping electric shades the mid-Victorians loved. This 1926 fashion history book by Paul di Giafferi paints a hugely distorted, I would say dishonest picture of the past.

Ever since then this faded bluish lavender and not the original electric eye-watering hot pink-purple is the color associated with the word “mauve”.

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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

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whats the fucking point of having laws if people can keep making led headlights

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Being nice to someone you don't like is not manipulation btw it's being civil

#insert 'you are a tar pit' screenshot

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mother… mother i am Trapped

#cute noodle