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anon any time anyone agrees with me about that it gives me a little bit more permission to be obnoxious about it so thank you

you really werent kidding when you said you two look exactly like the pair in Lisa Frankenstein

LOL 📸 yeah it’s true

#i think it is fairly objective but i try to stay humble #< me when i lie

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I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies

#this is why i liked ready or not so much #aside from the obvious pandering to me (bloody wedding dress girl)

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Photos from this weekend 💆🏻‍♂️

#check the 80 year old chartreuse made by french monks that no longer exists bc we drank it all 😬👍🏻 #we had a nice weekend with my family and now we have to move to a new apartment #wish us luck 🕺🏻 #and we met kay :) hi kay

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La Morphine (1905) Albert Matignon

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soon…..

#soon

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they live in my brain now

#REAL

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vampire slayer kits

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baby fever is the most foreign concept to me in the world. when i found out women don’t have to have children if they don’t want to i was like YAYYYY!!! I’M FREEEEE !!! ^_^ i was like 13 and i have never looked back…

#ive told my boyfriend that if i ever tell him i want to have a baby then he needs to kill me #because obviously ive been replaced with an evil fucked up doppelganger

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The Creature from Frankenstein at Hamburg State Opera

#god this dude rocks

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SOOOO true

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get ready for an exuberant summer

#literally my friends and i were just talking about this recently #everyone is feeling it…… i am excited :D

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ive always held the opinion that hamburger fans’ heads would explode if they ate hotdog

#every once in a while mcr fans have to be sosososo annoying to keep property value low #and by every once in a while i mean. all the time

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#grimes

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its fascinating how very very surface level 1920s-ish jazz age inspired aesthetics are very popular (see: hazbin hotel and electroswing and the endless wave of bowtie pinstripe character designs from the 2010s) but the vast vast majority of people who are into that seem fundamentally disinterested in actually engaging with actual jazz age art and culture because that would require engaging with black art

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Alice Eis in “Vampire Dance” 1910-13

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the fucking spotify ad of taylor swift fighting for her life to use that typewriter is making me hysterical.

#it buffered for a second and i really thought she had like paused to try and figure it out for a second #its ok girl take ur time