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When you open an avocado, only it’s more pit than avocado

#avocado #funny moments #when life screws with you #my salad is gonna be depressing now

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This is one of those random moments that stay with you for a while and make for a great family dinner story.

At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

#stories #random meetings #cheese guy and pinot guy are either heading towards the best broship of the century or the best romance #either way i’m here for it

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Gorgeous

2 differents moods lol but, Rielle, my DAO city elf

#art #digital art #sketch #elf #dragon age origins

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For Christmas this year, I got a Jurassic Park Velociraptor toy, and even though it’s now a few days past Christmas, I decided to make this stopmotion video because I couldn’t stop laughing at the idea. Enjoy!

Animated with Stop Motion Studio Pro app on my iPad.

#this is the best thing that happened to me this month #merry christmas #amazing #dinosaur christmas

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Just learned that punting in english means : using a pole (punt) to push a small boat when you’re inside. Apparently, Flich was NOT, drop kicking students across the bogs, a fact which left me deeply disappointed. It seemed so in character too!

#harry potter #learn something new every day #kinda disappointed #ngl #isn’t this the man who was very enthusiastic about hanging students by their toes? #you’re telling me you didn’t believe he was ready to drop kick a child across a corridor? #missed opportunity my man

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Just saw Good Omens season 2: my reactions as follows:

- cackling

-laughing

-crying with emotion

-screaming at the screen

-inhuman squealing (we can all guess when that was, we’ve been waiting for a kiss for years!)

And finally: enraged screams once the ending hit me in the face. Honestly, why. Season two was supposed to be the fun one!! Not the one that emotionally destroys me!!!

#good omemes #spoilers #neil gaiman i trusted you #this is a betrayal of the highest order #aziraphale you dumb bish #who cares about heaven?!? #go get your man!! #seriously?!? #f’ing gabriel and beelzebub had the balls to do it and you don’t!!? #this is my villain origin story #no lie #top 10 anime betrayals

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Lan Zhan: *lifts three people, a coffin and a goddamn statue with one hand, effortlessly*

Wei Ying: *exe. has stopped working* You know, maybe the Lans were onto something with all those handstands.

*horny jail sirens heard in the distance*

#mo dao su zhi #wei ying #lan zhan #reincarnated virgin finally gets a boyfriend and realizes he’s a lucky motherfucker #can hold me up with one hand #everyday is everyday #say it with me

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Around them: evil plots, world ending monsters and tales of betrayal.

Wangxian:

#mo dao su zhi #wei ying #lan zhan #it’s like all the tension during the whole novel is being released right now #finally

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Hua Cheng: Not for long, gege!

Look at that smirk. That man awoke with a mission: Worship and seduce gege #Iwilldieonthishill

#tian guan ci fu #heaven’s official blessing #xie lian be like #no no sir #no sex or alcohol for me! #a few chapters after: #haha nevermind that #san lang #get over here so I can kiss you #cultivation who? #don’t know her #I can ride a sword or I can ride that man #no regrets

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Do you ever just leave a fanfic tab open on your phone? Like, you’ve read the tags, you’re pretty sure it’s gonna be awesome, but it also happens to be your most problematic ship, over 34 chapters and definitely has #angst added. So you just leave it there, ao3 page staring at you accusingly as you keep avoiding it, simply gathering up courage and mental fortitude because you know after you start it, you won’t stop until it’s finished in like, a day, emotionally and physically exhausted to a point where you just crash.

Yeah, I’m feeling that right now.

#fanfic #ao3 fanfic #get too invested in fanfiction #how not to deal with your emotions #otherwise known as how I spend my days off

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Newest chapters of Mo Dao Zu Shi got me banging my head against the walls. Like, being adorable in the middle of a dramatic deadly situation? Wanxian, you’re a national treasure.

#mo dao su zhi #adorable #gays in love #i’ve watched you blush like a teenager with a crush each time he looks at you #bruh just #finally #after countless chapters and a literal resurrection we finally get the two dorks being sickeningly adorable together #what’s that? meng yao is a piece of shit? #those two newlyweds don’t give a shit

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Just saw Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, 10/10 would recommend. One of my favorite things was the fact that they didn’t suddenly turn Katy in the love interest halfway through the movie. She was his best friend and stayed that way, no sudden awkward love confession. Also, the end with Xialing taking over and turning the Ten Rings into a female fighting force? Pure genius.

#shang chi #legend of the ten rings #marvel #mcu #spoilers #loved it

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I wanna say I was surprised by the ending, but I really wasn’t. I knew they were gonna include Jake in at least one scene. Soon as I saw his cap, I knew.

#moon knight #episode 6 #spoilers #marvel #a freaking masterpiece #hope to god they’re gonna make a season 2

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Do you ever dream something so intricate and lifelike, you feel like you’re actually living inside that dream? And if you somehow manage to remember important details of your dream, the first thing you do upon waking up is write it down. Weeks later I stumble upon a draft in my phone. It’s disoriented and many words don’t make sense together but suddenly I remember a really intricate dream in which I entered a old man’s shop, he gave me life advice in exchange for a few colorful pebbles. Then I somehow ended up helping a little girl find her home, the girl who turned out to be a stone statue from a huge abandoned art school that, before turning back into stone told me not to cut myself and use blood magic unless it was a life and death situation. I’m pretty sure I meet some gods because the level of detail of that dream is seriously scary.

#dreams #weird dreams #one time i dreamt #I have no idea what to do with this knowledge #next time some god wants to play messager choose someone else #please #my anxiety can’t take this

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Xie Lian you fucking disaster. Like come on every time he looks at Hua Cheng he blushes!!

#tgcf #heaven’s official blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #smitten crown prince #xie lian be like #I’ve known San Lang for a few hours but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone and then myself

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The only response to this can only be unstoppable screeching

#mo dao su zhi #finally #we get to see some action #wei ying #lan zhan #the screaming you’re hearing in the distance is me #accept your gay my son #embrace it