samson - regina spektor
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1% of HC’s time on tonglu was spent killing other ghosts and 99% of it was for worshipping his highness
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that one arc in tgcf
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my favorite thing about heaven officials blessing is that literally everyone in the heaven realm was like "whatever u do, do NOT mess with hua cheng" and xie lian was like "ok :)" and then married him
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TGCF book 2 is just like. This is Mu Qing. He is quiet, competent, and committed to his duties. He improvises well in a high-pressure situation to help Xie Lian save a kid. He still finds time to pick fruit to bring to his poor and elderly mother. He gives food to the beggar children of the city. These children call him gege and celebrate when he turns up. Everyone hates him for being selfish and arrogant.
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EVERY EPISODE OF HEAVEN OFFICIAL’S BLESSING [1/?]
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Xie Lian: Don't kill me, I have a husband!
White no face : You think I care about that?
Xie Lian: No, this isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning.
White no face: Wha-
Hua Cheng, kicking down the door: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!
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Feng Xin: You know, there’s a “u” in stupid.
Mu Qing: THERE’S AN “I” IN STUPID TOO.
Mu Qing: Wait-
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OH HAI GEGE ❤️
LumberCheng 😏 Remember this time Xie Lian was THIRSTY? 🥵
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🏮your uber driver is here🏮
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Big ol' WIP update: it's chaos, but now has Xie Lian and Jun Wu
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started reading the novels and they are so very in love
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I think the secret sauce to why couples like wangxian and wenzhou and hualian are so good is because they have one side of the couple who is the obvious "nonsense doer", the "shit starter" if you will. One of them just has a general air of shenanigans and bullshit. But once they get together it becomes clear the other member is just being stealth about it and in fact has the capacity to be so much worse, he just needed to be presented with the proper opportunities.
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huayin on your face
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Venerable of Empty Words seeing xie lian: I will ruin this man career.
Venerable of Empty Words later: this man doesn’t even have a career.
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just remembered that tgcf has actual honest-to-god canon sex pollen and I’m losing it. I’m going fucking insane. It wasn’t enough for Xie Lian’s power to be dependent on chastity as if he were a bodice-ripper heroine who could reform the evil demon king through the power of love, he had to actually get hit by sex pollen. He had to get hit by sex pollen in canon. As a thing that happened. On purpose. Who comes UP with that
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"I'm sorry, something like this has to be said clearly."
"that's true... That's for the best"
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