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Send Me a Kink and I’ll Rate It

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

#sinday meme

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The truck is flustered now.  He’s not used to the idea of being desirable.

#but why

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♥

If we kissed? [] Quickie. [] Tongue. [] Softly bite your lip. [] We wouldn’t. [] Long and meaningful. [] Let’s hit up the bedroom. [] You remember last time? [x] Awkward… [x] Lol no.

Would I go out with you? [] Yes, definitely. [] No. [] I want to, but it wouldn’t work. [] Maybe. [] Nope, you’re like family. [] You’re cute, but probably not. [] Just simply not my type. [x] If I knew you better. [] Already did. [x] I don’t know.

If we took a picture together, we’d be… [] Hugging each other. [] Just chilling. [] Holding hands. [] Kissing. [] Acting dumb. [x] Normal picture. [] You holding me from behind.

You are… [] Cute/Pretty. [x] Good looking. [] Sexy. [] All of the above

You + me + room = … [] Movies. [] Cuddling. [] Hanging out. [] Kissing. [] Playing games. [] Everything. [x] Wouldn’t let you in. I apologize, but I value my privacy.

You should… [] Hit me up. [] Be mine. [] Marry me. [] Reblog this so I can send you a heart. [x] be studying If we got married, I’d… [] Divorce you. [] Make kids. [] Take your money and bounce. [] Smash every day. [] I would cheat on you. [] Be faithful. [] Kill you in your sleep [x] We wouldn’t. Again, I apologize, but I barely know you aside from being a fellow Autobot.

#the games we play; meme responses #talentandlooks #truck is flustered #and very unsure

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♥

If we kissed? [x] Quickie. [] Tongue. [] Softly bite your lip. [] We wouldn’t. [] Long and meaningful. [] Let’s hit up the bedroom. [] You remember last time? [x] Awkward… [] Lol no.

Would I go out with you? [] Yes, definitely. [] No. [] I want to, but it wouldn’t work. [x] Maybe. [] Nope, you’re like family. [] You’re cute, but probably not. [] Just simply not my type. [x] If I knew you better. [] Already did. [] I don’t know.

If we took a picture together, we’d be… [] Hugging each other. [] Just chilling. [] Holding hands. [] Kissing. [] Acting dumb. [x] Normal picture. [] You holding me from behind.

You are… [] Cute/Pretty. [x] Good looking. [] Sexy. [] All of the above

You + me + room = … [x] Movies. [x] Cuddling. [] Hanging out. [] Kissing. [] Playing games. [] Everything. [] Wouldn’t let you in.

You should… [x] Hit me up. [] Be mine. [] Marry me. [] Reblog this so I can send you a heart. [] be studying If we got married, I’d… [] Divorce you. [] Make kids. [] Take your money and bounce. [] Smash every day. [] I would cheat on you. [] Be faithful. [] Kill you in your sleep [x] We wouldn’t... at least, not until we knew each other better.

#theslagmaker #the games we play; meme responses #truck needs to get to know bucket better first #but he's flattered #and a little confused

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Send me a ♥ and I’ll fill out

If we kissed?

[] Quickie. [] Tongue. [] Softly bite your lip. [] We wouldn’t. [] Long and meaningful. [] Let’s hit up the bedroom. [] You remember last time? [] Awkward… [] Lol no. Would I go out with you? [] Yes, definitely. [] No. [] I want to, but it wouldn’t work. [] Maybe. [] Nope, you’re like family. [] You’re cute, but probably not. [] Just simply not my type. [] If I knew you better. [] Already did. [] I don’t know. If we took a picture together, we’d be… [] Hugging each other. [] Just chilling. [] Holding hands. [] Kissing. [] Acting dumb. [] Normal picture. [] You holding me from behind. You are… [] Cute/Pretty. [] Good looking. [] Sexy. [] All of the above You + me + room = … [] Movies. [] Cuddling. [] Hanging out. [] Kissing. [] Playing games. [] Everything. [] Wouldn’t let you in. You should… [] Hit me up. [] Be mine. [] Marry me. [] Reblog this so I can send you a heart. [] be studying If we got married, I’d… [] Divorce you. [] Make kids. [] Take your money and bounce. [] Smash every day. [] I would cheat on you. [] Be faithful. [] Kill you in your sleep [] We wouldn’t

#ask memes

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kink: being bred by megatron

Congratulations nonny, you killed him.

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

#kink rating meme #the games we play; meme responses #anon #death by sexy thoughts #you killed him

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He’s just going to watch the chaos between a certain pair of Decepticons unfold. 

From a safe distance.

#dash commentary #yall wilding tonight

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Kink: Blood

"No."

Absolutely Not | No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

#kink rating meme #anon #the games we play; meme responses

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Kink: Cuddling

"Yes. Please."

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

#kink rating meme #anon #the games we play; meme responses

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Kink: Wings

"I find a mech's appearance to matter far less than their personality and intelligence."

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

#the games we play; meme responses #kink rating meme #anon

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Kink: Time spent together

"I don't think this qualifies as a kink. But yes."

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

#the games we play; meme responses #kink rating meme

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Kink: Oviposition

"....I did not know this was a thing. I... am not sure of this, I..."

Congratulations anon, he's blushing.

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

#the games we play; meme responses #kink rating meme

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Kink: Spark Play

"I... it is something I would like to try, someday. But I don't think I would comfortable doing so with a casual partner."

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

#the games we play; meme responses #anon

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Send Me a Kink and I’ll Rate It

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

#ask memes #((trying this again))

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❰❰ SAVE ❱❱

He was not trying to get himself killed, absolutely not.  But a split second distraction could prove lethal, and almost did.

If this unfamiliar silver mech hadn’t pulled him out of the way of that blast... It takes a moment to collect his scattered thoughts, during which the fight ends, the two aggressors retreating before the silver mech. Optimus vents a noise of relief, plating flaring to dispel the heat built up during battle, and nods gratefully to the stranger.  “Thank you, friend.  It seems I owe you now.”

#theslagmaker #the games we play; meme responses

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❰❰ HANDS ❱❱

The touch has Optimus looking down at the smaller mech, at the pale servo wrapped around his own.  Something in the once Prime relaxes, and he’s letting his guard down, his field loosening from his usual iron control, allowing the regret and exhaustion pulse through.  And a little thread of relief, mirrored in the small curve to the truckformer’s lips.

Physical contact, simple, comforting.  “Thank you.”

#sparkmender #the games we play; meme responses

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Send Me a Kink and I’ll Rate It

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |