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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

#targeted post #things

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#OH LAWD HE COMIN #fat hog tuesday...... #creacher

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#OH LAWD HE COMIN #fat hog tuesday...... #creacher

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my one complaint about Dead Boy Detectives is that in the scene where it cuts from Charles and Crystal making out to Niko and Edwin watching Scooby Doo in her room, they should have been watching yaoi anime instead

#this is so stupid but are you really going to introduce a repressed edwardian ghost to the concept of kissing boys through yaoi #and then not even show him. idk sasaky no myiano or something. #dead boy detectives #edwin payne #niko sasaki

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DEAD BOY DETECTIVES S1 + TUMBLR REACTIONS

#dead boy detectives

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Briana Cuoco as Jenny Green Dead Boy Detectives (2024)

#save me hot butcher lady. hot butcher lady save me #dead boy detectives

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I'm truly sorry for all of this. For what I did. I didn't know.

#edwin. edwin i love you #he's so prickly and grumpy all the time but he's SUCH a kind and loving person. i feel normal #dead boy detectives

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the thing that I am really stuck on is how Edwin didn't even CONSIDER hiding his feelings from Charles. he's been living (haha) with this THING in his mind and in his heart for literal decades, has been pointedly looking away from it for so long that he doesn't even realise it's there. and when he finally looks at it, he has to tell Charles - even if it's scary and he knows Charles might not feel the same way. because regardless of romance they truly are each other's person, and it hurt Edwin to know that Charles was hurting and was hiding it, and so now that he has finally realised his feelings, he HAS to tell Charles - because it's so important that Charles knows that Edwin loves him, regardless of whether he feels the sam way. brb killing myself just so i can go tell that funky little ghost how brave he is

#they are so. you know. #dead boy detectives #payneland #painland #paynland #that'll cover it lmao #edwin payne #charles rowland

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EDWIN and CHARLES in THE CASE OF THE VERY LONG STAIRWAY

#i eat them. cronch cronch cronch #dead boy detectives #payneland

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DEAD BOY DETECTIVES (2024) I 1.01 - The Case of Crystal Palace

#i am throwing my phone across the wall. charles's little smile. biting scratching etc #dead boy detectives #payneland

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NIKO SASAKI AND EDWIN PAYNE Dead Boy Detectives (2024-)

#besties besties besties #dead boy detectives

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the dead boy detectives tv show is like if queerbait wasn’t queerbait

#do you guys understand. do you fucking understand. #dead boy detectives

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The thing about Timmy Chalamet is that he’s truly a great actor and he even has good taste in projects and he’s not even overexposed when you calibrate for how overexposed all that group of 25-30 year old big stars are……however something is still off. any time he gets cast in something it feels like that movie instantly turns into a parody of a movie. I cannot explain this

#it's because he looks like a silicone doll. #it makes me mad that he's genuinely a good actor and in films i'd like to see because i genuinely cannot stand looking at his face i'm sorry #madame tussauds looking fucker #things

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#they they they they #this is gorgeous op i am gonna. [remembers suicide jokes are bad] start counting cats #dead boy detectives #payneland

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ok before teen vogue causes irreparable damage and we get stuck with CHEDWIN forever, I am begging the dead boy detectives fandom to convene on a ship name for charles and edwin. I believe Painland/Paineland were the original fandom favourites (for obvious reasons), but since the show spells Edwin's surname differently from the comics, I have also seen Payneland and Paynland. Personally I like Payneland the best, what do we think? please just anything but Chedwin

#chardwin is also there but WHY would you pick that over painland. come on now. #dead boy detectives #edit: i posted this before I even finished reading the article but apparently we have to blame jayden for chedwin..... #king we are not calling it that. as someone on the discord said #it sounds like a bad cheese.

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why you should watch dead boy detectives on netflix

#if you guys thought i was annoying before. you ain't seen nothing yet #i will make this into tumblr's new favourite show or SO HELP ME GOD #dead boy detectives

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First art of the DeadBoyDetectives Amazing series, go check it out!

#managed to binge the entire show thanks to badly timed migraines so look at themmmmmm #god i love them #dead boy detectives