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Sometimes I make art shitposts and cry about plants. Answers to any pronouns. Made of space and gay.
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this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive
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"When life gives you lemons"
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LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS
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Inverted metagaming. The players aren't allowed to know what the characters do, but their characters know everything the player does.
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why is the metal community so pressed abt this it’s literally hilarious. 10/10. love it. i want it.
#dont get me wrong this is excellent and hilarious#but#can we please talk about how absolutely nonsensical this colab is because Liquid Death is canned water. thats it. not even soda water.#they just sell aluminum cans full of water and i guess elf asked them to do this and they were like. well this might as well happen.#hello??? why????
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mine would probs be: one direction, taylor swift, ed sheeran, the script and coldplay
#im sorry but highschool was my weird hardcore lady metal band phase.#Sirenia was in my regular rotation. i listened to Kidney Thieves uniroically.#anyway number one hands down is The Birthday Massacre#then probably Within Temptation#Lacuna Coil#oh right Flyleaf was also way up there#but. also. Florence + The Machine and Imagine Dragons should probably be on the list#i contained multitudes
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He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle
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man left without meaningful tasks for a week seen walking around with a notepad to critically assess all the wall-ceiling angles in his home with genuine contempt
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Till death do us part? Yea no you’re not getting out of this that easily
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