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Being at the airport is such a soul crushing experience because you’re surrounded by people whose only source of book content is booktok

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Second date down (bravest girl in the world) and I got kissed sooooo hard I’m

guys I think I’m going on a date this weekend

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⚠️down bad alert⚠️

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I’m literally cackling. This man ain’t got a clue in the fucking world

guys I think I’m going on a date this weekend

#like honey I am rabid foaming at the mouth over two motherfuckers that don’t even exist #if no one could tell my date went well #we have another one planned soon #I’m feeling nervous about everything though

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Being a competent woman in a field of mediocre men will actually drive a bitch CRAZY. Why did I just spend an hour repeating myself!!! And repeating myself with information that I gave you MONTHS ago

#stem woes

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“We need more complex female characters!”

You bitches can’t handle Nesta Archeron.

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Ok I got like 90 mins to go and I think he might’ve accidentally caused my whole family to get a notification bc he shared his location and we all share an iCloud account😭😭

guys I think I’m going on a date this weekend

#it’s ok tho I’ll just threaten to disown anyone if they try to talk to me about it before I’m good and ready

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This song is my only lifeline rn an I am CLINGING to it

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Me rn bc no man who has taken even slight interest in me and who I am interested in has been so decent to me

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My only complaint so far is he is a Millennial and he texts like one but he’s been so sweet and interested in what I have to say so far

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#again WHAT IS SECRETLY WRONG WITH HIM

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Update I literally told him I’m on my period bc I have no filter and it actually is probably relevant to my current mental state LMAOOOO

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S oh fucking S guys I just started my period today I cannot think of a worse nightmare situation than going on a date after I’ve been out of the game for so long and combining that with the second day of my period

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#*SCREAMS* #*cristina yang voice* SOMEBODY SEDATE MEEEE

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Every time I start talking to a new m*n I literally lose my appetite like why am I actually having to choke down every meal rn…..

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#add it to the list of reasons I hate m*n! #like why are you fucking with my ability to EAT FOOD !?

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guys I think I’m going on a date this weekend

#when’s the last time that happened #god I’m so nervous at the thought #but he’s really going to let our first date be to go see the eras tour movie??? #he’s not a swiftie he just agreed bc I like her #me being a pessimist: ok so what’s secretly wrong with you 🤨

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Put your hands on the headboard

Cassian and Nesta - A Court of Thorns and Roses

Artist: @b_kinkyk

#my jaw is on the floor #fanart #nessian supremacy

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I keep seeing people making fun of using growled, hissed, roared, snarled etc in writing and it’s like.

have you never heard someone speak with the gravel in their voice when they get angry? Because that’s what a growl is.

Have you never heard someone sharply whisper something through the thin space of their teeth? Or when your mother sharply told you to stop it in public as a kid when you were acting up/being too loud? Because that’s what a hiss is.

Have you never heard a man get so blackout angry that their voice BOOMS through the house? Because that’s what a roar is.

Have you never seen someone bare their teeth while talking to accentuate their frustration or anger while speaking with a vicious tone? Because that’s what snarling is.

It’s not meant to be a literal animal noise. For the love of god, not every description is literal. I get some people are genuinely confused, but also some of these people are genuinely unimaginative as fuck.

#not to place blame but I do feel like this is another negative impact of booktok lmao #since reading is cool and trendy now you have a ton of stupid people doing it

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(cracks knuckles) time to put on 1989 and let the brain rot decide which songs I'm going to make all about Nessian!

#you are in love *sigh* #my nessian brainrot rn is slut #I can also brainrot to I know places if I get creative