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my cheese and onion slice calls for gas mark 6

my pasty calls for gas mark 4

both take about 15-18 minutes

Just stick in on gas mark 5, leave them both in for 20 minutes and they'll probably both warm up fine

Cook two different foods that call for differing cooking temperatures with this one simple trick:

Just fucking guess it

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Cook two different foods that call for differing cooking temperatures with this one simple trick:

Just fucking guess it

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Is that it? I have 850 on my phone?

Step it up nintendo

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#-6 #had heat stoke enough times before

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Next in the chronicles of Owl's Tracking Infomation Is Intentionally Fucked:

I am now getting an ad for a dating website aimed at introverts in some Cyrillic language

I only know what the ad is for thanks to having seen it in english a few times recently too

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#mood

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someone remind me to ask for my first name when they inevitably call me again, that'll help narrow it down as almost all "companies" that ring me give the right surname but the wrong, but same every time, first name

Tip for the scammer who just called me, perhaps try posing as a company someone might have heard of, might get you a bit further through your scam

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Huh, actually looking up the number they're at least a legit company, with data on who-called going back 9 years

Who the fuck sold my data to a double glazing / window company

Tip for the scammer who just called me, perhaps try posing as a company someone might have heard of, might get you a bit further through your scam

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Tip for the scammer who just called me, perhaps try posing as a company someone might have heard of, might get you a bit further through your scam

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#wiping down stovetop/counter/sink #it takes seconds #just do it as you go and it never becomes a problem #heck I've cleaned stoves while I was using them #not recommended of course due to safety reasons but still

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Play blood on the clocktower with me and a few friends/followers, a social decuction game similar to werewolf but everyone has a power. Here is (almost) all of the powers/roles in the game:

Let me know if you're interested or have any questions, I need about three more players but the more the better

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Hhhhh, wht did my laptop just shut down when I plugged it in

I know it is seceondhand but don't start having issues like that,,,,,

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I got a cheeseburger pizza which is absolutely as cursed as it sounds

It's good but not one you buy often

What it I ordered something for lunch for the first time in at least two months

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I’m here in the entrance of Link’s house…

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should I be wasting money when I still don't have a stable source of income? absolutely not

have I done something to deserve a treat? no

do I need the energy food provides? no

am I going to anyways? I've already ordered a pizza

What it I ordered something for lunch for the first time in at least two months

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What it I ordered something for lunch for the first time in at least two months