ozymoron

[ozymoron]

having beautiful conversations in my head with ymswlf about ab ash's autism in thr first movie

#⚠️ #hes so me itd s crazy #woke up from a dream i had about the first movie that was incomprehensable like it was just nonsense and now im all sorts of fucked up

[ozymoron]

my friggin daughter: father fatehr please feed me im so so hungry its been weeks father please

me : not now sweetie daddys busy posting on tumblr

tumpbler post: fucke him sohard and good his penis fell off oopsy daisies

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[ozymoron]

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

ARMY OF DARKNESS 1992 | dir. Sam Raimi

#i need himmmmAUGH

[ozymoron]

my favourite thing ever is when people go by [name] [word] yeah we know you do mr. ozzie moron. okay you dont have to be mean dude come on now

#⚠️ #also like tumblr user cemetrything going by james loveless which im immensely jealous of

[ozymoron]

me and my bad taste... till the end, brother... till the end....

#⚠️ #inseparable we are

[ozymoron]

yay! ^_^ yippee! ^_^

#⚠️ #music #Bandcamp

[ozymoron]

#for later #dear god save me

[ozymoron]

waiter!! waiter!!!

something about this picture makes me start acting like a feral fucking animal and idk what it is i think its his slut waist

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[ozymoron]

my arms around his waist NOW! ik my short ass could do it also face in his boobies please

something about this picture makes me start acting like a feral fucking animal and idk what it is i think its his slut waist

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[ozymoron]

something about this picture makes me start acting like a feral fucking animal and idk what it is i think its his slut waist

#⚠️ #also his other arm the pose its in looks fun to draw #its like ( yknow?

[ozymoron]

she was peak character design and then they ripped it from my gay little hands like it was nothing just say you hate me just say you hate trans people ill wait ill wait

unreal they got rid of ash's stripe of white hair in army of darkness like no way did he have time to dye it back or whatever

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[ozymoron]

unreal they got rid of ash's stripe of white hair in army of darkness like no way did he have time to dye it back or whatever

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[ozymoron]

wish more people understood gender is made up and shit and doesnt fucking matter even like yknow the whole youre born either a man or a woman shit as if intersex people dont exist. a boy can dream can he not

#⚠️ #how many people do you think we could convince into saying some pro trans shit if we started being like why should we let the government #determine what our sex is?? why should we have f or m written on our licenses and our passports and whatnot that sounds like bullshit to me #whys it the governments business what ive got going on down there!!

[ozymoron]

hey kiddo hows my favourite penissless son doing?

yknow im really glad you told me, daught- i mean son sorry haha im still getting used to it and all. yknow haha son see look i used the rightone this time haha i never really understood all this gender nonsense like girl? boy? are we all not all the same at the end of the day? haha like we're not so different you see we all fart out of the same ass

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[ozymoron]

[ozymoron]

yknow im really glad you told me, daught- i mean son sorry haha im still getting used to it and all. yknow haha son see look i used the rightone this time haha i never really understood all this gender nonsense like girl? boy? are we all not all the same at the end of the day? haha like we're not so different you see we all fart out of the same ass

#⚠️ #im roleplayiong lea v me alone

[ozymoron]

it appears we have lost him to the eagles

heed my warning, small feeble white boy. this area is home to many eagles and other kinds of large bird. i suggest you be careful when traversing these plains

#⚠️ #poor guy..