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They interrupted a beautiful dream but with joy...

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i require the services of a biotinker

#trans #biotinker my gender

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yall wanna see my bunny?

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Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.

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Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

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Turning a big dial that says anarchism and looking back at my audience for approval

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Oh so that's too much huh

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Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

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superheroes continue to fascinate me as a genre, something about being given power beyond what the average person is capable of and choosing to use that power in service to others

but i'm running into what i'll call the "guy with laser eyes" problem in this disorganized rant

imagine you're a guy with the ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes. how do you use that power?

genre conventions say fight street-level crime, which is fucked up! vigilante crimefighting is just being a cop without the oversized paycheck or the extremely limited accountability, and your laser eyes aren't good for nonviolent intervention anyway

or you fight supervillains, that way you're at least punching in your weight class. sure, sounds good on paper but that's some real "the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun" thinking and also you're still not a cop

so you'd say "okay, what if i use my power to address structural problems and deal with societal ills at their source?" well what the hell is a guy with laser eyes going to do to fight income inequality?

disaster relief is maybe your best bet but i don't know that you want to be saving orphans and kittens from burning buildings by blasting a big hole in them with your laser eyes

so what's a guy to do with his laser eyes?

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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

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Feel free to use it/its pronouns for me because i just saw someone do that for me and honestly😵‍💫

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dear mutuals, I want to know what your go to drink is !! Anything that isn’t water!! Pls reblog and put all the juicy details in the tags <3

#grape juice <3

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I've been called a cop over it but sharing around uncredited art with no source links or attribution, especially when it's made by independent creators, is fucking shitty! I do not fuck with you even a little if you do that!

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...Do I need to say it?

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two sheep. standing still