Thought of the day
More people should be like Micheal Holden
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Zombies shouldn't growl or snarl, they should babble a mixture of incomplete word sounds and whole words or sentence fragments. Every zombie should sound almost but not quite like it's trying to tell you something.
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what.
I'm scared 😨
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“yes, I’ve been wanting to read that!” I say with complete earnestness, as I proceed to ignore every opportunity I have to read it
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"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other
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i got a gift on valentines day with my favorite chocolate and also a stuffed animal and it didnt have a name on it what am i supposed to do? who am i supposed to thank?? its such an amazing gift i need to show my appreciation. do they like me? is it a secret admirer? i doubt it. but then why no name? whats up with that. how do they know my favorite chocolate? WHATS HAPPENIKN G???
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me 24/7
reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
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how isn’t hiding in the bathroom a good coping mechanism
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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
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Hope you have/had a nice Valentine's Day!
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Do you have a valentine?
no, i have anxiety
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what are your favourite books? 🐈⬛
solitaire obviously
orbiting jupiter
my minds going blank rn but ill prob add more later
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IM SORRY IM NOT ACTIVE AND RESPONDING TO STUFF, IM SCARED BRO!! ILL GET TO IT SOON PINKY PROMISE<3
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I LOVE BOOKS 🧚
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yk how your brain feels after eating spinach?
that’s how my brain feels
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@chr0nic--pessimist I think this may be saved onto one of Lucas Ryan's Pinterest boards.
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Me taking a break from tumblr to scroll through Pinterest only to find screenshots of tumblr posts and come back.
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