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C’MON, OWEN, YOU KNOW. THE LESBIANCIENTS.

send me 🗣️ for incorrect quotes of your muse and mine ( ft. @graedys ) src: me

#i just remembered this and started sobbinf

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day 453

new lizard just dropped!!

#likes tag

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owning a cat is hearing things crash during the night and deciding its a problem for tomorrow you

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me whenever I’m not at home with my cat: man I just wanna be at home with my cat 

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[ 📱 — sms ] do you want me to pick up food?

TEXT MESSAGES

[ sms : claire bear ] 💀💀💀 [ sms : claire bear ] OHHHHHHHHHHHJ MY gGDO [ sms : claire bear ] ppleassee [ sms : claire bear ] its not even 8 and franklin is lecturing about like [ sms : claire bear ] server limitations and how i can’t mass save memes to his drive

#writing tag #food ment cw #im sadpoifjsdpfoj #i love them all so much #heelsran

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* phone call prompts

[ 📞 ] ‘ say something.’

[ 📞 ] ‘ it’s good to hear your voice. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ are you still there? ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ you’re lying. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ wait, don’t hang up. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ i need your help. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ are you crying? ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ i love you. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ i’m scared. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ i worry about you. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ where are you? are you okay? ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ don’t beat yourself up about it. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ hang on, i’m coming to get you. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ are you in trouble? ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ something happened. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ it’s me. can we talk? ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ i’ll stay on the phone until you fall asleep. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ i’m glad you called. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ i’m sorry about earlier. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ tell me you’re not planning on doing anything stupid. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ you have to promise. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ i have to go now. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ stop disappearing. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ i’m always here for you. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ you’re important. don’t forget that. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ i had a nightmare. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ leave me alone. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ i trust you.’

[ 📞 ] ‘ i hate you. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ it wasn’t your fault. ’

#; misc ( memes )

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TEXT MESSAGES

a mix of platonic, fluff, angst, & nsfw

[ 📱 — sms ] can i call you?

[ 📱 — sms ] please answer me.

[ 📱 — sms ] i miss you.

[ 📱 — sms ] where are you?

[ 📱 — sms ] is everything okay?

[ 📱 — sms ] i love you.

[ 📱 — sms ] i feel so alone.

[ 📱 — sms ] i feel alone without you.

[ 📱 — sms ] do you want me to pick up food?

[ 📱 — sms ] do you need me to pick you up?

[ 📱 — sms ] can you pick me up?

[ 📱 — sms ] i miss your touch.

[ 📱 — sms ] i might have made a mistake.

[ 📱 — sms ] who is this?

[ 📱 — sms ] i think you have the wrong number.

[ 📱 — sms ] i can’t stop thinking about you.

[ 📱 — sms ] do you ever think about us?

[ 📱 — sms ] i’m in the hospital.

[ 📱 — sms ] i want you in my bed again.

[ 📱 — sms ] i woke up and you were gone.

[ 📱 — sms ] i want to kiss you in places you’ll never forget.

[ 📱 — sms ] i’m pregnant.

[ 📱 — sms ] did you just propose to me over text message?

[ 📱 — sms ] i touch myself when i think about you.

[ 📱 — sms ] i need you. now.

[ 📱 — sms ] i’m sorry for what i said.

[ 📱 — sms ] you’re my best friend.

[ 📱 — sms ] i need somewhere to crash.

[ 📱 — sms ] i thought you didn’t want to talk to me.

[ 📱 — sms ] was that pic meant for me?

[ 📱 — sms ] i’m in trouble and need your help.

#; misc ( memes ) #suggestive cw

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#about tag

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                                      D) ALL OF THE ABOVE

#; promotion commotion ( sp ) #yes i havent done anything yet but i love this promo

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I guess I’m scared that I’m imaginary, that I invent myself everyday so other people don’t HAVE to- That who I really am is secondary to what I want everyone else to see, and I’m scared that I’m crazy, but God help me, I’m twice as scared I’m SANE. ‘Cause then what excuse do I have, for treating people like problems that need to be solved or explained? And that’s where you come in. You came along, you taught me that people cannot be explained, that we are all GHOST STORIES at the end of the day, and maybe we should just aim to stay that way. Maybe there’s a reason why we do the wonderful-horrible things we do to each other, but the reasons are too simple to be satisfying, and then we are left forgetting and re-mystifying each other-

‘Cause we don’t really wanna understand what makes us hurt each other.

ind. & sel. multifandom multimuse ft. zetaa lanu, a star wars oc rescued by bruce. ©

#; promotion commotion ( sp ) #i am literally #so in love with this promo

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𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔. ©

#; promotion commotion ( promo ) #rbs here too this is #so fucking good

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                    𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎   do   you   start   when   you   know   it   has   to   [      𝐞𝐧𝐝   ?     ]

                     independent   din  djarin   of   the   mandalorian . 

                                                        𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚍   𝚋𝚢   𝚎𝚕   .

#; promotion commotion ( promo ) #ilevm ( i love el very much )

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                                      D) ALL OF THE ABOVE

#; promotion commotion ( sp ) #yes i havent done anything yet yes i made a new promo #mind ur business

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z loves sharing stories, saying that his papi always told them: the thing is that z’s papi is actually his grandfather, but everyone called him papi, so they call him papi too. second thing, his stories change wildly every time, and there’s no telling what’s true. the moment you doubt one of the wilder tales, something happens that proves it’s true.

#hc tag #yes i'm pulling from my own family for this #my mom's dad was puerto rican and everyone called him popi #kids grandkids cousins everybody

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yearning   rp   meme.

when   you’re   in   love   and   can’t   admit   it.

i want you to be happy.

you can’t get rid of me that easy.

i care about you. a lot.

you’re my best friend. you always have been.

we can share the bed. if that’s not weird.

what are we?

what am i to you?

have you ever been in love?

it reminded me of you.

i think about you all the time.

you matter to me. more than anyone else.

can you believe they thought we were a couple?

imagine if we really did like each other that way, huh.

are you… jealous?

i didn’t mean it like that.

i’ll always be here for you.

you always know how to make me smile.

you’ll always be safe with me.

always.

i sleep better when you’re around.

you awake?

i trust you.

i feel calmer when i’m with you.

stay.

don’t go.

it’s okay. i’ve got you.

it wouldn’t be the same without you.

wait, let me fix it for you.

i’m glad you’re here.

sorry for calling you so late.

i couldn’t sleep.

i didn’t think you’d pick up.

can we be alone for a bit?

stay with me tonight?

#; misc ( memes )

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C’MON, OWEN, YOU KNOW. THE LESBIANCIENTS.

send me 🗣️ for incorrect quotes of your muse and mine ( ft. @graedys ) src: me

#graedys tag #face tag #im going to be laughing to myself about this at work all day tomorrow