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Cas: Where are you going?

Jack: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.

#;All I Know is Everybody Loves Me (About)

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ok I gotta just. quick rundown of what's on this poster bc it genuinely driving me up the wall:

ALIAS: "Belphagor"

AGE: 26. Born January 26, 1944, Birmingham, Alabama

HEIGHT: 5'9"

WEIGHT: 145 lbs

BUILD: slender

OCCUPATION: teacher

SCARS AND MARKS: small scars on both knees

EYES: blue

COMPLEXION: light brown

RACE: caucasian

NATIONALITY: american

CAUTION:

jack kline is wanted on kidnapping and murder charges (???) out of an abduction and shooting in harin county, california on august 7, 1970. she allegedly has purchased several guns in the past. consider possibly armed and dangerous.

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@hellbeaten

#IF THIS ISN'T JACK @ CHUCK RN #IM DYING #;All I Know is Everybody Loves Me (About)

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tricksterreformed‌:

          “...”

          “That was supposed to be a compliment about how you’re smart and resourceful, but okay sure let’s have a conversation about the flip-side of that coin and all the terrible things that made you that way.”  Gabriel tilted his head as he pivoted the conversation to accommodate Jack’s (well earned) anger. “Go ahead, unload. I can give you a jumping off point if you think that would help.”  

          He cleared his throat and said the worst thing he could come up with: “At least you’re alive.  That’s something to be grateful for, right?”

                “ I am resourceful and smart. Not that anyone in this world believes it thanks to the other me seemingly being a bumbling idiot who keeps being taken advantage of. They act like as if we are both supposed to be children, which REALLY grinds my damn gears. “ The nephil retorted, rolling his eyes at the idea of being anything like the younger nephil of this world.                “ I might be alive, but everyone I actually knew or cared about is gone. It’s like being dead already, though I’m tormented with people thinking I’m someone else instead. “

#Edgy child being edgy #More at 10 #tricksterreformed

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why should i resolve things peacefully when i can fucking punch you in the face

#;All I Know is Everybody Loves Me (About)

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The fact that I exist literally pisses me off sometimes

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#;I'm just a dead man walking tonight (Chuck)

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spank raw the ass of god

#;Hatefuck (Chuck) #;I'm just a dead man walking tonight (Chuck)

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Find the thing you fear the most and

fuck it.

#;Hatefuck (Chuck) #;I'm just a dead man walking tonight (Chuck)

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can you imagine being in a heated argument with someone you have like a bunch of sexual tension with and calling them a dick and then them replying with “yeah well this dick is hard" 

#;Hatefuck (Chuck) #;I'm just a dead man walking tonight (Chuck)

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@jacksonoflucifer

Me: do you know what flirting is?

The kiddo: yes. It’s um when you’re trying to be polite to someone but also you’re in love.

#It's u #;Yin Yang Twins (Innocent Jack)

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@hellbeaten ITS JACK AND CHUCK

When you get caught playing with yourself

#;I'm just a dead man walking tonight (Chuck) #;Hatefuck (Chuck)

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do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

#;Yin Yang Twins (Innocent Jack)

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“its dark im scared”

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

#;All I Know is Everybody Loves Me (About)