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MEAN GIRLS 2004 — dir. Mark Waters

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this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo

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The spice must flow

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Kitty massage

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Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

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yknow AI art has ruined an entire genre of painting to me, i saw one of those smooth anime-realism pieces and immidiately thought ''ugh, AI art'' until i noticed it was posted by an established deviantart user 6 years ago. like ive never been a huge fan of that genre but it looks like a pretty difficult style to master and i feel bad for the artists who specialized in anime-realism only to have their entire market jacked by people typing keywords into midjourney.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHh

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Was it just me or when you first started reading fanfiction you thought orphan_account was the most prolific writer ever?

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OK, so, I did a thing.

OK, so, I did a thing. Since original beef was in the camp, it has two versions... (done for polish fb BG3 group, Baldurawka)

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(smol) catboy kyo ฅ^•��•^ฅ (2/?)

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thank god Morrissey was miserable now i have a song for every sad minor inconvenience in my life

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I hope the fallout from this is more insisting video essays and content mill education will have to put accurate, timecoded source lists in each video description.

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